Tag - humor

Polite opposition

Only way to fight nonsense is to publicly oppose it. And you can publicly opposite it only if you are well grounded in reading Prabhupada's books, in this way, you will be able to recognize nonsense. It is duty of every follower of A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada to keep his teachings intact and pure. However, today, in Prabhupada's own society, fighting deviant philosophy is pronounced criminal activity. It is taught to be "offensive". This is so because corrupt leaders of Prabhupada's society established such social norms. It is "not good" to fight nonsense and be straight forward, because that might "offend" fake gurus and their followers. (more…)

Origins of Krishna West

What can I say, while this is not most philosophically potent video which I ever saw, it is clearly one of the most funny ones, sent to me by devotees from Russia, who are sharing it in a more underground way, because it is "illegal" in ISKCON to make fun of people who claim that we will conquer the world with jeans and lasagna instead of dhoti and sweet rice. It is especially illegal if jeans and lasagna tattva is preached by somebody who is guru-list "guru". If somebody is on the guru-list, then you are supposed to believe in lasagna and jeans, and don't make funny videos about it. (more…)

Easiest way to find a girlfriend in ISKCON

Advice for ISKCON members: Easiest way to find girlfriend in ISKCON, is to take sannyas. :D :D :D This is important step because if you take sannyas, that means in ISKCON that you are pure devotee. :D :D And if you are "pure devotee", then prospective female secretaries will pile up to serve the "pure devotee". :D :D :D Because by serving pure devotees we can go Back home, back to Godhead. :D :D :D (more…)

Brand new uniforms

Today marks the start of the International Krishna West festival in Brazil which caused Prabhupada's spy network to activate. More details on the festival, you can see here All three Krishna West acaryas: Hridayananda das Goswami, Candramukha Swami and Dhanvantari Swami appeared in their brand new Krishna West uniforms which they will use to convert the whole western world to Krishna consciousness. (more…)

Sexually impenetrable armor enters testing phase

When you see orange robes, you should know you are seeing celibate monk who doesn't get close to girls. These are the basics of spiritual life. But not anymore. ISKCON's leading preacher in Russia, Yury Bezzabotnov, aka Krishnadas Kaviraja das, just started first phase of testing of sexually impenetrable armor. Yuri is disciple of BB Govinda Swami, who is a sannyasi whose hobby is collecting luxury houses. (more…)

Gentle introduction to cat and dog level

Introduction by Hanuman das

Another article by my friend from Brazil, well researched, it goes to show that Brazil is testing grounds for preaching divorce, also known in Srila Prabhupada's books as cat and dog level.
Prabhupada: Whatever Kṛṣṇa has kindly sent, let me be satisfied with this. They do not want more than that. Similarly, "Kṛṣṇa has sent me this woman as my wife, oh, let me be satisfied with that." That is Kṛṣṇa consciousness, that He's pleased to send me such foodstuff, He's pleased to send me such wife, He's pleased to give me strength for so much defense." So the whole question is solved there. But because we have got high intelligence, we are going to surpass the intelligence of Kṛṣṇa. "Oh, Kṛṣṇa has given me this wife? Why not search out another nice wife?" That means I am going to surpass the intelligence of Kṛṣṇa. "Oh, Kṛṣṇa has sent this prasādam. Oh, this is all vegetables. Why not take some animal food and liquor?" Kṛṣṇa does not send you liquor. You have manufactured. Kṛṣṇa has sent you this fruit, He has sent you the grains, Kṛṣṇa has sent you the milk. You should be satisfied. (Morning Walk at Stow Lake -- March 27, 1968, San Francisco)
I can understand that divorce because they can't follow the proper standard, but to preach cat and dog level is whole another level of rascaldom. (more…)

Brazilian unlimited sex theory

I am gradually losing hope that ISKCON will ever get back to right track. Worst of all, GBC Executive committee is in charge for Brazil. If they manage everything else as they are managing Brazil, we are in big trouble. Maybe only thing left to do is making jokes. (more…)

Open letter to Malati “prabhu”

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Date: Tue, 14 Jun 2016 06:02:51 +0000
Subject: reading without buying
From: Hanuman das
To: malati.acbsp@pamho.net
Dear Malati "prabhu", thank you for explaining us that "Woman: Masters or mothers" book is not actually banned, allow me to retort. In your recent article on Sampradaya sun, you explain how book is not actually banned, rather only sales are prohibited. Murari das took you seriously and tried explain various word meanings. (more…)