Radhanath baba is always expensiveHanuman das
I want to get purified.
I want to listen to Srimad Bhagavatam. But I don’t want cheap daily Srimad Bhagavatam lecture. I want expensive Bhagavatam. While I am studying Bhagavatam, I want a pool nearby. And I want butt raising yoginis so that I can share my Bhagavatam realizations with them.
That is heaven. But heaven is not cheap.
Therefore, I know Radhanath baba will charge a lot. Radhanath baba will put his hand deep into my pocket. But I don’t care. There is nothing better than to study Srimad Bhagavatam with a pool and butt raising yoginis nearby. What is the price? The price is 40 000 Indian rupees.
Well, it depends how much money you have, you might have only enough money for the first 6 cantos, that is ok. You can stay at home and read the last 6 cantos.
To really enjoy the pool and butt raising yoginis, you have to also take A/C room. In this way, you will be able to approach butt raising yoginis without being smelly and all.
Now, of course, you don’t believe me. You think renunciants don’t have anything to do with pools and butt raising yoginis. Well, I will prove you wrong.
When you pass this Srimad Bhagavatam course, you will receive the following title: “Srimad-Bhagavatam poolisvara-muni”.
However, something is missing in this photo. What is that? Butt raising yoginis, of course. Without butt raising yogins, the whole universe looks empty.
So, This Bhagavatam course from 1st to 28th March.
But, here is the trick. If you want to meet butt raising yoginis and other mayavadis, you have to come a few days earlier. Because butt yogini seminars end on February 28, as seen on their advertisement page:
Ok, we have to speak about pricing, if you ever intend to become butt raising yogini, it will not be cheap. Radhanath baba will turn you into butt raising yogini for 10000 USD,
Ouch, this is much more expensive than Bhagavatam saptaha.
Now, this year, butt-raising yoginis are really beautiful, and they will definitely help you study Srimad Bhagavatam:
Don’t worry, this is all “very spiritual”, and Radhanath baba knows what your heart longs for. 🤣🤣🤣
Jivan mukta yoginis are mostly mayavadis, but beautiful mayavadis. Actually, they just wait for you to philosophically defeat them. 😍
And as the Bhagavatam saptaha advertisement says, there is “Special appearance”:
Yea, Radhanath baba will appear. So, be very careful, the Govardhana eco-village is quite far from civilization and the first police station. So, if you criticize pure devotee, Radhanath baba could arrange that you wake up dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣