Pure devotees introduce singing angels

Pure devotees introduce singing angels

Ok, this is hilarious.

Pure devotees allow us to hear angels singing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 And if you don’t believe this, you are offender. I am wondering what would Srila Prabhupada say to this. Anyway, here is a report sent to me by a devotee from Russia:

Hare Krishna, Hanuman prabhu! Please, accept my humble obeiscences. This video — russian ISKCON guru Chaitanya Chandra Charan prabhu. He is really crazy. https://vk.com/video360695610_456239136

Summary: The initiating ISKCON guru Chaitanya Chandra Charan Prabhu in this video tells an amazing story. Some time ago a man approached him and transmitted an audio recording. He was on Athos, in an Orthodox monastery. One morning he woke up, hearing the sounds of morning service and quickly ran. He thought he overslept. But the temple was closed, but amazing sounds came from it. He looked through the window and saw angels. Yes, angels sang in the church, and before the morning service there were another two hours. He ran into his room, grabbed a voice recorder and recorded the singing of angels. And today I have this record with me and I want to share it with you. Close your eyes and listen, this is amazing. And set the record. This is the “Psychology 3000” festival. And this is said in all seriousness by the ISKCON guru.

OK, if you are ISKCON retard, the most humble thing for you to do is to stop reading this article right now. Everything from this point onward will be “offensive” because I will turn my brain on.

The investigation

Singing angels? Give me I break. And out of all people to the planet Earth, the man decided to give the audio recording to a freaking Hare Krishna? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He could have given it to a patriarch of the orthodox church and make a lot of money. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 And then the patriarch could finally prove that angels exist.

You might think that Caitanya Chandra Charan would check the story first so that he doesn’t look stupid by this recording in his seminar. But, you see, you are wrong, Caitanya Chandra Charan can’t look stupid because he is the perfect representative of God. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Caitanya Chandra Charan published this video in 2018, but unfortunately, the evil man who gave him the audiotape already published it on the internet back in 2014:

Now, the only question remains if this recording is genuine, or is it a hoax. Well, further investigation leads us to the 1963 recording of a young greek chanter named Dimitrios Sourlantzis. His recording has been edited and sped up. Here is the original recording:

Once again, it doesn’t matter if you are cheated by a pure devotee. The pure devotee will cheat you in a pure way, and you will give your money to him for the Psychology 3000 seminar, thinking that you have heard angels. But actually, you have heard Dimitrios.

I offer my humble obeisances to Sai baba, the best of all cheater gurus. Caitanya Chandra Charan was definitely empowered by Sai baba to execute this hoax.

But it doesn’t really matter if you were cheated because, in ISKCON, we can not only hear angels, we can also see angles, have dancing angels. Indradyumna Swami’s chaste and shy girls who dance around the cities are real prostitutes, excuse me, angels.

But lately, I can see that ISKCON members actually like to be cheated, despite the ton and tons of evidence how they are being cheated, they are consciously insisting to be left alone so that cheating can continue. And they will attack anybody who tries to help them. Anybody who tells the truth is the “greatest offender”. So, why I am not discouraged? Because of the beautiful poetry that was given to us by Srila Prabhupada in which he explains his preaching attitude:

Prabhupāda: I don’t make any compromise with these rascals. No words. No, no. I never made that. Even if I don’t get any disciples, I’ll be satisfied. But I can’t make any compromise like these rascals. I cannot make. Ekaś candras tamo hanti na ca tārā sahasrasaḥ. If I create one moon, that is sufficient. I don’t want many stars. That was my Guru Mahārāja’s principle, and that is my principle. What is the use of having number of fools and rascals? If one man understands rightly, he can deliver the whole world. Morning Walk, March 23, 1974, Bombay)

Following in the footstep of such a great man as Srila Prabhupada, I am willing to singlehandedly confronts hordes of Gestapo retards and their cheater gurus. All with the hope of saving Srila Prabhupada’s legacy in this moment of great darkness. While fake gurus continue to ravage their retarded followers I somehow hope that a real warrior will appear. A warrior who will bring ultimate destruction ISKCON, and establish a genuine Krishna consciousness again. Such a warrior would make Srila Prabhupada proud. And he would stop real Krishna consciousness from drowning in the ocean of fake ISKCON gurus, who are all sahajiyas, mayavadis, homo supporters and all-around cheaters. No real follower of Srila Prabhupada would stay silent watching how Srila Prabhupada’s legacy has been destroyed.