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Ok, one thing to remember, sannyasis don’t have luxury villas, ok? It’s just that nonsense fault-finder Hanuman das is spreading false information, ok?

Or maybe they do have villas, but it’s ok, it’s acintya bheda-abheda tattva. They are renounced and in the same time they are not renounced. This is new ISKCON philosophy. When they receive donations, then they are renunciants, and when they buy luxury villas, they renounce renunciation itself.

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Equal rights and Spineless Jelly Swami

Hare Krishna, today we have another video about strange personalities which ended up on “the guru list”. Vedic scriptures never mention “the guru list” anywhere, and Prabhupada also never mentioned the guru list. Srila Prabhupada explicitly said that all his disciples have right to initiate provided they follow the process perfectly. He never said that gurus should be “voted in” by sannyasis with female secretaries and by good friends of Ramesh baba.

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The King of kirtan and luxury apartments

UPDATE: Govinda Swami claims the the doesn’t own luxury apartment in Mayapur, that he was in apartment own by Hungarian society for Krishna consciousness. See the results of investigation here.

Hare Krishna, do you want to see how Prabhupada’s sannyasi disciple shows off his marble apartment and says “This is my house”? If you do, continue watching.

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Please don’t miss Balkans baba (humor)

ISKCON’s most famous baba is coming to Balkans again and participating in Fruska Goranga summer camp.

Don’t miss opportunity to meet guru who sleeps till 7 AM, and you can sleep too if you take initiation from him. He is only ISKCON sannyasi who travels around the world with his female secretary, and therefore you can also associate with many pretty girls without limit. Baba is also expert for Ramesh lila.

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Sacinandana baba admits having a female secretary

So, it’s no longer only Hanuman’s imagination. It’s not only that Bhanu Nandini admitted that she is secretary, now baba admitted it too for his previous secretary. So, the whole “lila” is going on for 15 years at least.

While their “female cultivator” guru is enhancing his sannyas asrama by collecting varieties of female secretaries, female cooks, and female drivers, disciples have to believe that this is all transcendental. It’s hard to be naturally stupid like that, you have to receive some training in stupidity to reach such a high levels.

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BREAKING NEWS: Massage bliss introduced in sannyasi life

UPDATE: Further invesgation shows that this photo is not photoshopped

Today is a good day for ISKCON, sannyasis can be massaged by women. As you can see from the photo, the whole project is still in the infant stages, masseur is old and not so attractive, but this brave move is a great step toward cat and dog society, and sannyasis, as usual, lead the way.

And don’t dare to criticize, this is “devotional service”, if you think otherwise, you are offender and you will be sent to North Korea to be educated how to appreciate the “dear leaders”.

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Miserable defense of miserable guru

7 months after I posted my documentary movie “Sannyasi sasi experiment”, I received a first complaint by mataji Ekangini 6 days ago. She tried to dispute my claim about conversation she had with Dhanudhara Swami which happended at 11:00 of my video. I added video below, so it is easy to review her complaint. The part of the video in question was deleted.

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