Sexually impenetrable armor enters testing phase

When you see orange robes, you should know you are seeing celibate monk who doesn’t get close to girls. These are the basics of spiritual life. But not anymore. ISKCON’s leading preacher in Russia, Yury Bezzabotnov, aka Krishnadas Kaviraja das, just started first phase of testing of sexually impenetrable armor. Yuri is disciple of BB Govinda Swami, who is a sannyasi whose hobby is collecting luxury houses.

Sri Sri porn temple president tattva

Now, here is a joke, how long does it take to remove temple president who watches porn and visits prostitutes. Depends on the organisation, in ISKCON, it takes more than 10 years, and probably it will never happen. Porn temple presidents are actually ok, because we have to be “merciful”. And we should not “look for faults”. 😂 😂 😂 There is something deeply wrong with ISKCON, when GBC wanted to ban book which is full of Prabhupada’s quotes and promotes proper relationships between sexes, they were pretty quick, it took them less than a year.

Pushya abhisek fraud exposed

Difference between nonsense and real Krishna consciousness.

Pushya abhikesa is consequence of ISKCON having too many “brainless followers” and “playful gurus”. And of course, nobody can oppose this nonsense, because that is “offence”. So, it’s a big struggle for me personally, I have to choose between make “offenses” or remain brainless. I’ll take “offences” path, so let me pronounce an offense: Pushya abhisek is nonsense, and Radhanath baba, person who invented it, is a toy guru.

Luckily, this time a good friend of mine already did what was supposed to be done, he made a video about it, and genuine guru took the trouble to say the real truth.

Please don't miss Balkans baba (humor)

ISKCON’s most famous baba is coming to Balkans again and participating in Fruska Goranga summer camp.

Don’t miss opportunity to meet guru who sleeps till 7 AM, and you can sleep too if you take initiation from him. He is only ISKCON sannyasi who travels around the world with his female secretary, and therefore you can also associate with many pretty girls without limit. Baba is also expert for Ramesh lila.

Baba admits having a female secretary

So, it’s no longer only Hanuman’s imagination. It’s not only that Bhanu Nandini admitted that she is secretary, now baba admitted it too for his previous secretary. So, the whole “lila” is going on for 15 years at least.

While their “female cultivator” guru is enhancing his sannyas asrama by collecting varieties of female secretaries, female cooks, and female drivers, disciples have to believe that this is all transcendental. It’s hard to be naturally stupid like that, you have to receive some training in stupidity to reach such a high levels.

BREAKING NEWS: Massage bliss introduced in sannyasi life

UPDATE: Further invesgation shows that this photo is not photoshopped

Today is a good day for ISKCON, sannyasis can be massaged by women. As you can see from the photo, the whole project is still in the infant stages, masseur is old and not so attractive, but this brave move is a great step toward cat and dog society, and sannyasis, as usual, lead the way.

And don’t dare to criticize, this is “devotional service”, if you think otherwise, you are offender and you will be sent to North Korea to be educated how to appreciate the “dear leaders”.

The "guru list" discrepancy

Once you get on the “guru list”, you will probably stay there unless you leave voluntarily. No matter what nonsense you preach, as long as you are “loyal” to the GBC body. Today, we are bringing examples of two individuals, who are both on the “guru list”, but are holding completely opposite views.

We are talking, of course, about the Star Wars controversy.

Mayavadi sahajiya resurrection

Remember Krishna das, mayavadi who calls Krishna and Siva “same sh*t”?

Well, Jahnavai Harrison, daughter of ISKCON guru Kripamoya das, just made a concert together with Krishna das. I am usually calm and peaceful, but this time I will say that there are two kinds of stupid people, some are naturally stupid, and some took some training. To make programs with mayavadi sahajiyas requires some training in stupidity. Is this why Srila Prabhupada came to the west? So that his disciples would make concerts with mayavadis?

Salaranam - Bhaktivedanta Manor invents new form of devotional service

To the delight of all unmotivated vaisnavas, we want to report that ISKCON Bhaktivedanta Manor just introduced new form of devotional service called “salaranam”, that is very high level which goes beyond 9 standards forms of devotional service.

This level comes when you are so much surrendered to the Lord, that you are receiving salary for your devotional service.

"Guru list" strategy: Accuracy

What are your actual chances of going back to spiritual world by following Guru list strategy, answer is 55.6%.

This chart shows all gurus since “guru list” strategy was implemented in ISKCON. The further you go back in history, the more “fallen gurus” will you find. So, I marked all gurus who left their post or where suspended in red color, those tho remained exemplary to the end are marked green.

The guru list deviation

Today, we are starting a new investigation. We will investigate “fake guru list” project introduced by the GBC body. As you will see from our investigation, Srila Prabhupada never requested that all future gurus of ISKCON need to be approved by corrupt bureaucratic machine called GBC body.