Rtvik Sri Gurvastakam challenge

Few days ago, I received an email from a person who contracted contagious disease called “Zombie guru theory”. Proponents of zombie guru theory claim that Prabhupada is Jesus and that he is only guru for the next 10000 years, and that he should be the diksa guru of all members of the Hare Krishna movement. They draw this silly argument from the arragement that was made by Prabhupada while is was sick and not able to travel to initiate every disciple personally.

One of the arguments which zombie guru theory proponents use to justify their nonsense is perfectly exemplified in following email from above mentioned zombie:

But I ask this, when devotees are sing Samsara Davana in the mornings who are they singing about, Devamrita, Radhanath, Sachinandana etc?
NO!!
They are singing about pure devotee acharyas who can enact those activities mentioned in those verses, do you think any ISKCON ‘guru’ can arrange amerous pastimes between Radha and Krishna?

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Patita Pavanas’s Bigfoot sannyas tattva

This is my full response to Patita Pavana prabhu’s defense of Indradyumna Swami. Initially, I responded only to Indradyumna Swami’s email, now I will respond fully.

The reason I am writing response on my website is because Patita Pavana prabhu blocked me on facebook and threw me out of his facebook group, so I can’t reply there.

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Achieving the Neo power-sannyas level

UPDATE: This article contains errors, see here for clarification.

I am humble devotee. I believe in ISKCON authorities. I never question their behavior because I am not envious.

Whatever the pure devotees do, I accept as divine. The moment I start doubting ISKCON gurus and their behavior, I become the offender, and I also risk to commit the first offense to the Holly Name.

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Nonsense concert tattva

Many people are wondering how Krishna consciousness in USA is in such a bad shape. It’s
in bad share because leaders are nonsense people. And now, to save western mission, we need Hridayananda das Goswami. Actually, to use indian names is not allowed in Krishna West since it can scare people off, so let’s just call him Howard das Goswami. Now, Howard das Goswami will save Prabhupada’s mission through the medium of jeans and lasagna. Now, when Howard das Goswami is GBC for Brazil, we can call Krishna West nonsense one of the official ISKCON theologies. By the way, I don’t think that Howard, aka Lasagna-man will be able to make any significant breakthrough.
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Prahladananada Swami introduces Holy drug dealer – women hunter festival

ISKCON is at crossroads, he have to invent something new to stay relevant. 2 years ago, this movement almost got destroyed by old fashioned preaching techniques, but Hridayananda das Goswami saved it when he started playing ping pong with girls. He also introduced Krishna jeans movement, which claims that we can successfully preach only if we are dressed as the people who we preach to. After few devotees accepted this proposal, Krishna jeans movement spread like wildfire and currently has over 100 000 members worldwide. And everybody is wearing jeans.

But now, Prahladananada Swami decided to take things a step further, he introduced, not one, but two new movements, called Krishna drug dealer, and Krishna woman hunter.

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