Today marks the start of the International Krishna West festival in Brazil which caused Prabhupada’s spy network to activate. More details on the festival, you can see here All three Krishna West acaryas: Hridayananda das Goswami, Candramukha Swami and Dhanvantari Swami appeared in their brand new Krishna West uniforms which they will use to convert the whole western world to Krishna consciousness.
When you see orange robes, you should know you are seeing celibate monk who doesn’t get close to girls. These are the basics of spiritual life. But not anymore. ISKCON’s leading preacher in Russia, Yury Bezzabotnov, aka Krishnadas Kaviraja das, just started first phase of testing of sexually impenetrable armor. Yuri is disciple of BB Govinda Swami, who is a sannyasi whose hobby is collecting luxury houses.
Difference between nonsense and real Krishna consciousness.
Pushya abhikesa is consequence of ISKCON having too many “brainless followers” and “playful gurus”. And of course, nobody can oppose this nonsense, because that is “offence”. So, it’s a big struggle for me personally, I have to choose between make “offenses” or remain brainless. I’ll take “offences” path, so let me pronounce an offense: Pushya abhisek is nonsense, and Radhanath baba, person who invented it, is a toy guru.
Luckily, this time a good friend of mine already did what was supposed to be done, he made a video about it, and genuine guru took the trouble to say the real truth.
ISKCON’s most famous baba is coming to Balkans again and participating in Fruska Goranga summer camp.
Don’t miss opportunity to meet guru who sleeps till 7 AM, and you can sleep too if you take initiation from him. He is only ISKCON sannyasi who travels around the world with his female secretary, and therefore you can also associate with many pretty girls without limit. Baba is also expert for Ramesh lila.
Few weeks back, I published an article about cadmium poisoning of Srila Prabhupada. Not only that I published this video, but to be fair, I contacted GBC executive committee and asked them if they gonna do something about it. And I was as polite as a flagrant rose in the early morning:
Few days ago, I published photo which is so weird, that many people told me it was “photoshopped”. That is because they failed to notice that ISKCON has become sahajiya organisation which has publicly proven sannyasis with female secretaries . Once you wrap your head around that fact, massage is natural step further.
So, it’s no longer only Hanuman’s imagination. It’s not only that Bhanu Nandini admitted that she is secretary, now baba admitted it too for his previous secretary. So, the whole “lila” is going on for 15 years at least.
While their “female cultivator” guru is enhancing his sannyas asrama by collecting varieties of female secretaries, female cooks, and female drivers, disciples have to believe that this is all transcendental. It’s hard to be naturally stupid like that, you have to receive some training in stupidity to reach such a high levels.
UPDATE: Further invesgation shows that this photo is not photoshopped
Today is a good day for ISKCON, sannyasis can be massaged by women. As you can see from the photo, the whole project is still in the infant stages, masseur is old and not so attractive, but this brave move is a great step toward cat and dog society, and sannyasis, as usual, lead the way.
And don’t dare to criticize, this is “devotional service”, if you think otherwise, you are offender and you will be sent to North Korea to be educated how to appreciate the “dear leaders”.
Once you get on the “guru list”, you will probably stay there unless you leave voluntarily. No matter what nonsense you preach, as long as you are “loyal” to the GBC body. Today, we are bringing examples of two individuals, who are both on the “guru list”, but are holding completely opposite views.
We are talking, of course, about the Star Wars controversy.
Remember Krishna das, mayavadi who calls Krishna and Siva “same sh*t”?
Well, Jahnavai Harrison, daughter of ISKCON guru Kripamoya das, just made a concert together with Krishna das. I am usually calm and peaceful, but this time I will say that there are two kinds of stupid people, some are naturally stupid, and some took some training. To make programs with mayavadi sahajiyas requires some training in stupidity. Is this why Srila Prabhupada came to the west? So that his disciples would make concerts with mayavadis?
To the delight of all unmotivated vaisnavas, we want to report that ISKCON Bhaktivedanta Manor just introduced new form of devotional service called “salaranam”, that is very high level which goes beyond 9 standards forms of devotional service.
This level comes when you are so much surrendered to the Lord, that you are receiving salary for your devotional service.
Last week, I tried the obtain the “guru form”, you see to become guru in ISKCON, you have to fill up “guru form”, in which you promise that you will never criticise GBC or other “gurus”. In other words you must promise that you will be good guru puppy.
What are your actual chances of going back to spiritual world by following Guru list strategy, answer is 55.6%.
This chart shows all gurus since “guru list” strategy was implemented in ISKCON. The further you go back in history, the more “fallen gurus” will you find. So, I marked all gurus who left their post or where suspended in red color, those tho remained exemplary to the end are marked green.