Most hilarious impersonator ever

Most hilarious impersonator ever

This morning I received an email, from an impersonator who claims to be Bhakti Vikasa Swami.

This email exchange is so funny, that I would strongly advise you not to read it if you have heart disease issues.

The first email in itself is hilarious. Besides using the wrong email address, this impersonator sounds completely like Radhanath baba. He uses words like health and harmony. Even funnier, at the end of the email, he writes Bhakti Vikasa Swami’s name in parentheses to dispel all doubts against his identity. 😂😂😂 But as if it was not funny enough, after I cracked him in my first reply, he continues the game trying to convince me that he is actually Bhakti Vikasa Swami.

🤣🤣🤣 Well, it turns out that being Bhakti Vikasa Swami is significantly harder than it seems.


Date: Mon, 20 Apr 2020 02:07:02 +0000 (UTC)
From: Bhakti Vikasa <bhaktivikasa@yahoo.com>
To: “hanuman.das@gmail.com” <hanuman.das@gmail.com>
Subject: Important request.

Dear Hanuman Prabhu,
Please accept my blessings.

All glories to Srila Prabhupada.

I am writing to you regarding your activity of publicizing what you perceive to be unacceptable standards and practises by some devotees and leaders of Iskcon.

You may be aware that I too share some concern regarding what I see as discrepancies in Iskcon, i.e., a mood and direction that is not in accord with that of Srila Prabhupada. I have spoken publicly about this in the past.

Earlier this year, I was requested by my godbrothers serving on the GBC to attend the annual GBC meetings at Sridham Mayapur; which I did this last March gone by. In the congenial discussions that followed, certain of my godbrothers voiced disquiet concerning a developing lack of unity in our spiritual master’s society – in Iskcon. It was humbly requested of myself that I should refrain henceforth from publicly voicing my contentions, and rather raise any issues I may have internally, using the due processes already in place in Iskcon for this very purpose.

In the spirit of service to Srila Prabhupada and his society, I graciously agreed to this request of my godbrothers.

It was also requested of myself, if possible, to contact any devotee who may have taken a cue from the former public airing of my concerns and thus themselves embarked on a programme of publicly voiced grievances. During initial enquiries to expedite this request, your name came up.

I am thus writing to you with a very simple and earnest request: please henceforth desist from any public voicing – spoken, written or otherwise; on the internet or off of it – of your perceived wrongdoings in Iskcon. Practically, this will involve the immediate closure of any website you manage for the purpose of publicizing such concerns, as well as the closure of any social media platform employed for the same purpose.

Although such an instruction may be difficult for you, it is imperative all of us make a sacrifice (as I have done) for the sake of the health and harmony of Srila Prabhupada’s movement. Your cooperation is certainly pleasing to Srila Prabhupada… what more could we want in our lives?

My blessings to yourself and your family, and I wish you abundant enthusiasm in your new-found spirit of respect, comradery and harmony.

Thanking you in advance,

Yours in Srila Prabhupada’s service,
BVS

(Bhakti Vikasa Swami)


Date: Mon, 20 Apr 2020 09:29:16 +0200
Subject: Re: Important request.
From: Hanuman das <hanuman.das@gmail.com>
To: Bhakti Vikasa <bhaktivikasa@yahoo.com>

Nice try,

except you used wrong email address to impersonate Bhakti Vikasa Swami.


Date: Mon, 20 Apr 2020 17:16:53 +0000 (UTC)
From: Bhakti Vikasa <bhaktivikasa@yahoo.com>
To: Hanuman das <hanuman.das@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: Important request.

Dear Hanuman prabhu,
Please accept my blessings.

All glories to Srila Prabhupada.

Please be aware that I have more than one email address besides pamho.net.

I am disinclined to enter into an ongoing discussion with yourself or any others I am writing to for the same reason.

I request you once more to heed my previously stated request in the interest of pleasing Srila Prabhupada. Just do the needful, prabhu. Actions speak louder than words.

Yours in Srila Prabhupada’s service,
BVS


Date: Mon, 20 Apr 2020 19:49:30 +0200
Subject: Re: Important request.
From: Hanuman das <hanuman.das@gmail.com>
To: Bhakti Vikasa <bhaktivikasa@yahoo.com>

Please send your email again from your usual email address from which communicated previously.


Date: Mon, 20 Apr 2020 19:42:24 +0000 (UTC)
From: Bhakti Vikasa <bhaktivikasa@yahoo.com>
To: Hanuman das <hanuman.das@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: Important request.

I will do no such thing. Just do as you’re told boy. Close your website and facebook, now!

Analysis

“Close your website, boy.” Boy? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 No ISKCON authority ever called me “Boy”. He could have gone a step further: “Close your website, NIGGA.”

The only question remains, who is this guy? It’s obviously somebody is annoyed with my website and wants to shut it down. Definitively a follower of the Gestapo theology.

But shutting down my website is easy. Just stop doing nonsense and I will not have any material for new articles. Removing fake sannyasi Sacinandana Swami from fake sannyasa position would be a good start. But ISKCON leadership doesn’t want to make ISKCON truly saintly. They don’t want to go through the painful process of rectifying their mistakes. Rather, they want to forcefully remain saintly by preventing the truth to be known.

Whoever this guy is, he is not very bright.

And he was suffering greatly while he was typing “Dear Hanuman prabhu“.


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