ISKCON is rejoicing as Radhanath baba introduces bikini-saints

ISKCON is rejoicing as Radhanath baba introduces bikini-saints

Ok, first a word of warning. This article is not for you unless you are really spiritual advanced. I mean really, really spiritually advanced. You must be either connected with Ramesh baba, or you have to be at least on the level of sannyasi with female secretary, otherwise you  will not be able to understand this article. Even worse, prematurely jumping into the bikini-prema could backfire on your spiritual life.

ISKCON finally entered into bikini-lila, here is how you prepare yourself to be initiated in ISKCON, here we have Radhanath baba’s bikini saints, taking selfie in the all auspicious moment of trying to be “spiritual”.

This is June 2016, but since bikini yoga brings you very quickly to the spiritually advanced level, look how chaste they became in less than a year.

They have covered head with a sari, because that is very chaste according to Prabhupada. That is result of associating with Radhanath Swami. I am kidding you, once you reach bikini saint level, you always have to show your body to everybody (especially if you have tattoos), one year after meeting Radhanath Swami, bikini saints usually evolve from pool to beach level:

Of course, Radhanath Swami could never introduce bikini saints if he didn’t prepare the field first, you know. Bikini girls are the final result, but we should not fail to mention all the people who helped this dream to become reality.

The brave pioneers

Our website tracked the whole history of Radhanath baba’s half-naked movement. First there was Rasika Gopi devi dasi who like to shake her bottom on the beach due to some unknown reason:

Radhanath baba’s half naked movement

Then there is of course Radhanath baba’s best friend, Shannon Gannon, she was erotic dancer when she was younger, that is also very spiritual:

BREAKING NEWS: Radhanath Swami joins Prabhupada’s enemies

And lastly, how to convince brahmacaris to join bikini movement, it is very easy, just need to convince them to practice yoga with girls, Radhanath baba’s Eco village is perfect example of such setup:

How you get cheated by Radhanath baba

Conclusion

I am chanting Hare Krishna for the last 25 years. My japa is pretty dry due to all the offences I made towards sannyasis and their girlfriends. I was waiting all this time for something, but I didn’t know what it was. Due to the mercy of Radhanath Swami, now I know what I was waiting for throughout all these years. I was waiting for bikini saints.

Here are a few quotes from Srila Prabhupada works, which Jayadvaita Swami will have to edit out very soon:

So Bhīṣmadeva also advised that the shyness of woman, lajjā, is the control. If you break that shy, what is called, shyness, then there will be disaster. That is the control valve naturally given. And woman’s shyness is one beauty, beauty. We have got practical experience. And command also. We have practical experience in our life. You have seen that my friend came, Dinanath Mishra. They were our neighbor. So one day we were sitting on the corridor of the house. One sweeper woman, she wanted to come within, but very shyful, with a covering of the head, although with broomstick and bucket, she was waiting because we were sitting both side. So she was feeling little shy not to enter the house. So we decided to move so that she may come. This example is given. She is a sweeper, not very respectable, maidservant or sweeper, but on account of her shyness we had to welcome, “Yes, we are moving. You come in.” Just see. This is psychology. Therefore Bhīṣmadeva, at his dying stage, he advised that woman’s shyness is the valve to control. If that shyness is broken, then it will create disaster. Puṁścalī. This is the psychology. So things are changing nowadays everywhere, not only in India, in other countries also. But this is the psychology. So all these examples are given. Why? Just to control the mind. In Hindi there is a proverb that “Money and wife, you should always keep in control.” There are so many examples. (Lecture SB 05.06.04 – Vrndavana)

Can somebody connect the dots here for me? How to connect bikini saint with this following quote. Why would faithful, chaste wife show her naked body to the whole world:

Prabhupāda: No, no, it is not bad. It is good. Now our policy should be that at Dallas we shall create first-class man, and we shall teach the girls two things. One thing is how to become chaste and faithful to their husband, and how to cook nicely. If these two qualifications they have, I’ll take guarantee to get for them good husband. I’ll personally… Yes. These two qualifications required. She must learn how to prepare first-class foodstuff, and she must learn how to become chaste and faithful to the husband. Only these two qualification required. Then her life is successful. So try to do that.
> Prabhupāda: Ordinary education is sufficient, A-B-C-D. This is all nonsense, so big, big, sound education, and later on become a prostitute. What is this education? [laughter] To make them prostitute, it doesn’t require education. [break] Yesterday we saw in the television how these rascals are wasting time, talking nonsense. There was nothing valuable talk. Foot… No, no, hand… What is that? Handprint? And the addicted murder? That was the case? [break] Within two weeks, two divorces.
> Devotees: Yes. [break]
> Prabhupāda: …in the Dallas there is no problem. Educate the girls how to become faithful, chaste wife and how to cook nicely. Let them learn varieties of cooking. Is very difficult? These two qualifications, apart from Kṛṣṇa consciousness, materially they should learn. There are many stories, Nala-Damayantī, then Pārvatī, Sītā—five chaste women in the history. They should read their life. And by fifteenth, sixteenth year they should be married. And if they are qualified, it will be not difficult to find out a nice husband. Here the boys, they do not want to marry because they are not very much inclined to marry unchaste wife. They know it, that “I shall marry a girl, she is unchaste.” What do you think?
> Brahmānanda: Yes.
> Prabhupāda: This is psychology. If woman is chaste, even though she is not very beautiful, she will be liked by the husband. So train them in that way = very chaste, faithful wife and knows how to cook very nicely. Other qualification, even they haven’t, that’s all right. And Kṛṣṇa consciousness is being trained up. Then there will be no difficulty. And boys should be first-class man. Then our Gurukula will be successful. What do you think? Am I right?“ (Morning Walk, July 10, 1975, Chicago)


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