ISKCON introduces hypocrite Gestapo masters

ISKCON introduces hypocrite Gestapo masters

You wanna go back to Godhead? You wanna crack jokes with Krishna on Govardhana pasturing grounds? Not so easy boy, you can’t go there directly. You will have to go back to Godhead through hypocrite Gestapo masters of ISKCON, that is the only way.

The real way to kill ISKCON and establish a new movement which would consist of thoroughly honest people is to remove the lifeblood of ISKCON. And these are the book distributors and preachers who are actually bringing the people to this Gestapo organization.

But hey, it seems that this is not really necessary to do, because ISKCON Gestapo masters are doing it themselves. They are cutting the branch on which they sit. And they are doing that because they are very intelligent. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

So, the best way to eliminate preachers and book distributors from this movement is to ban them. And this is exactly what ISKCON Gestapo masters did recently. Yesterday, Akincana Gocara published an article which contains the statement of the Russian GBC members. In this statement, they are pointing out that two ISKCON preachers are veeeeery evil, and they are not allowed to preach anywhere in Russia, not even at home programs.

So, who are the two evil misfits which are so fallen that you need to take a shower when you see them?

Balarāmācārya Dāsa

First is Balaramacarya das, a disciple of Bhakti Vikasa Swami. This guy is absolutely not deviant, otherwise, I would already hear about him. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The second guy who very, very severely banned is Caitanya Vallabha das, a disciple of Bhakti Vaibhava Swami:

Caitanya Vallabha das

Ok, now I see why Caitanya Vallabha was banned from preaching in Russia, it was probably because of the sunglasses. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The statement of the Holy GBC inquisition (with my unholy comments)

Over the last two to three years we, as GBCs for Russia, have noticed a steadily increasing mood of concern amongst many ISKCON devotees in Russia, including many Temple Presidents and other leaders, regarding the preaching of Caitanya Vallabha dasa and Balarama Acharya dasa.

So, is it past two years or past three years? You are not sure? You don’t know how many years have you been investigating these deviants? Oh, I can already see that this sentence was written by pure devotees. In my contaminated level of consciousness, I have a few questions appearing in my mind. When we speak about “many devotees”, what is the number of concerned devotees? Well, theoretically, everything above three can be many. So, do we have maybe 4 concerned devotees, or 5 maybe, and amongst them is one temple president. Well, we will never know. But, don’t worry, the brave GBC Gestapo masters will surely resolve this deviation.

We have been informed that these two devotees are trying to preach forms of pure devotional service which, in some cases, are not truly representative of the teachings of Srila Prabhupada, which therefore sometimes confuse devotees, and sometimes have deeply divisive effects on ISKCON communities.

In what particular cases? Can you give one example of something which they said is not truly representative of the teachings of Srila Prabhupada? Actually, when you ban people, you don’t have to give any evidence of their wrongdoings, after all, you are pure Gestapo devotees and everything you do is perfect.

We have also been informed that sometimes, at least in private discussions, they are critical of some ISKCON spiritual masters in good standing, and of members of the GBC Body, and the Body itself, without good reason. This of course has the effect of reducing the faith the devotees have in the devotees criticized, and sometimes in the process of Krishna consciousness itself. Devotees complain of sometimes being treated offensively by some of these two devotees’ followers.

Ohhhhhh, now we are talking, now we came to the crux of the issue. They were critical about spiritual masters, and even worse, they were critical of the GBC body, and the Body itself. So, we have two bodies here. “WITHOUT A GOOD REASON” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂 In other words, there is no such thing as “the good reason” to criticize GBC body and spiritual masters. This is because GBC body and spiritual masters never did anything wrong. So, it is impossible to have a good reason to criticize GBC body. I don’t know about you, but this reminds me of the Chinese communist party. Well, if you criticize the Chinese communist party, you will not be allowed to preach in China, except maybe in jail.

So, you see, you are not allowed to be critical toward pure Gestapo devotees even in private conversations. What to speak of opening a website dedicated exclusively to writing the truth about pure Gestapo devotees. Jesus, if ISKCON pure devotees ever catch me, they will probably burn me alive. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The expressions of concern and complaint have reached such a point that some action is required. Therefore a proceeding will be conducted into the preaching and behavior of Caitanya Vallabha dasa and Balarama Acharya dasa to ascertain clearly whether the allegations made against them are true or not, and if there is truth in them, what action should be taken to correct them and any situations they may have created.

Ok, so what is the complaint? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh my God, I am not humble.

The complaint that nobody knows anything about reached the critical level. I understand now.

Oh shit, now they are talking about “proceedings”, ok, it is ok to investigate things, no problem.

Therefore we, as GBCs for Russia, have decided to hereby issue the following directive: That, until further notice, Caitanya Vallabha dasa and Balarama Acarya dasa may not preach in Russia. This includes preaching in any types of venues or programs of any types, public or private, be they in temples, Nama Hatta centers, homes or any other places.

Wait a minute, in the last paragraph, you said that you need to make “proceedings” and that will determine if “action should be taken” and here you are already punishing the guys before proceedings even began. Damn, I forgot for a moment there that you are Gestapo masters after all.

This is in pursuance of GBC Resolution 406 of 2002, titled Zonal Preaching Management. The resolution is as follows: “Whereas, it is essential for the zonal secretaries to maintain a unified preaching strategy in their respective zones; “Whereas, certain preachers may not respect or support these preaching strategies; “Therefore it is Resolved as ISKCON Law, that the GBC Body invests the following power in the GBC Zonal Secretaries: The right to exclude any traveling preacher from his/her zone with the approval of the majority of the local temple presidents and after informing the Executive Committee of the GBC.”

Weeelllll, did you get approval from the majority of temple presidents? I would like that see that document and the list of temple presidents who approved this. I mean, I am interested to know how many Gestapo presidents are there in Russia. And I would like to know if Comrade Stalin is coming back to join ISKCON as pure devotee and guru. He would surely purge ISKCON of any resistance. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

We note that Srila Prabhupada issued similar directives regarding book distribution parties visiting areas under the jurisdiction of different temples and other projects. Srila Prabhupada invested the right to decide whether the presence of those parties was favorable or not in the temple authorities, and gave them the right to exclude those visiting devotees from their areas.

Guys please, Srila Prabhupada was not a Gestapo leader like you. Don’t mention Prabhupada is this context, you are just insulting him. If you want to run Gestapo movement, do it without mentioning Srila Prabhupada. Srila Prabhupada never banned anybody before speaking with that person first and giving him a chance to defend himself. You yourself said that proceedings didn’t even start yet, so you obviously banned people without any evidence or chance for them to defend their position. Therefore, you are nothing more than a cruel Gestapo and don’t bring Prabhupada into your deviant strategy.

We are aware that there are devotees who appreciate the preaching of Caitanya Vallabha dasa and Balarama Acarya dasa. We apologize if the above directive upsets you. However, under the extraordinary circumstances we are facing in some areas of the country, we have no choice but to take this action. We request you to please tolerate any inconvenience caused, and cooperate with devotees who making proceeding.

Oh, oh, now you apologize? Of course, we understand, these are “extraordinary circumstances”, probably the whole yatra will be destroyed within a few weeks if you don’t ban these dangerous people immediately. 🤣🤣 Now, you can continue with “proceedings” which will probably never end.

Thank you very much.
Your servants,
Members of the GBC Body responsible for Russia. Acyutatma dasa
Bhakti Caitanya Swami (GBC 2nd Vice Chairman) Bhakti Vaibhava Swami (GBC Chairman)
Caitanya Chandra Charan das
Gopala Krishna Goswami

Oh guys, thank you for signing the letter with your name. Now we can all know who are the actual Gestapo officers. I will skip the smaller retards and address the “gurus” and pure Gestapo masters directly. And by the way, you should not sign yourself as “your servants” because it is more than clear that you don’t serve anybody except your big egos.

The masters of hypocrisy

Bhakti Vaibhava Swami

Dear Bhakti Vaibhava Swami, I see that you very bravely banned your own disciple Caitanya Vallabha das. But I don’t know why you banned him from preaching. And I guess you don’t know also, because proceedings didn’t even start.

But, my question now is why didn’t you ban the temple president in Brazil who shown his butt to Srila Prabhupada?

ISKCON’s first temple president who shows his butt to Prabhupada

I know why, it’s because he never criticized you or other deviants from the GBC body. Also, I would like to ask, since you are the chairman of the GBC body, what are you doing regarding sannyasi with a girlfriend Sacinandana aka Loverboy “Swami”? I don’t see that you banned him from preaching in Russia. Actually, he visited your zone last year together with his girlfriend. Here is evidence:

Sri Sri Sacinandana-Bhanu Moscow lila

Sacinandana Loverboy “Swami” visited Moscow less than a year ago. Will you ban him also?

What are you doing regarding mayavadi Radhanath baba? Look at his Facebook wall if you really want to see how deviant person looks like.

Bhakti Caitanya Swami

Dear Bhakti Caitanya Swami, I want to congratulate you for bravely banning the innocent deviants before you even started proceedings. That is real leadership. Since you are so keen on protecting Srila Prabhupada’s legacy using Gestapo methods, I am wondering, did you also ban devotees in your zone in Africa who sell car pujas? If you don’t recall this incident, here is the link:

Bhakti Caitanya Swami’s car prayer bazaar

Also, if you can remind me with a few quotes, where did Srila Prabhupada allow putting pictures of karmi politicians on Ratha yatra carts:

Bhakti Caitanya Swami reveals Nelsottama – the highest level of devotee

Or maybe, if you don’t believe in karmi politician pictures on Ratha yatra, can you forward me the GBC decision where you banned devotees who did this nonsense?

Caitanya Chandra Charan das

Dear Caitanya Chandra Charan, before banning people without evidence, maybe you should first ban people in Russia who chant Hare Tishna:

ISKCON, Hare Tishna, and living in the ultimately retarded movement

Also, if you could get rid of Hare Krishna folk, these guys really annoy me:

Caitanya Chandra Charan Das introduces folk Krishna consciousness

Gopal Krishna Goswami

Dear Gopal Krishna Goswami, I understand that burning witches is fun, but if you could reply to my email from 2017, I would appreciate it:

Open letter to Gopal Krishna Goswami


If these Gestapo guys are pure devotees, then I am Donald Duck.

ISKCON Gestapo cancer is entering into its terminal phase. ISKCON started dissolving itself from within. By prosecuting it’s most intelligent and dedicated men, namely preachers and book distributors, they are opening a possibility for an alternative movement. Because, if those two guys are intelligent, they will not preach under ISKCON flag ever again.

How a real leader looks like

If you have “sheep karma” and you are a member of ISKCON, first duty of ISKCON Gestapo officers is that you should never criticize anybody even if you are telling the truth.

But, question is, if every private discussion can be marked as offensive and result in banning people, how will we develop a society of intelligent men? If leaders are punishing people for disagreeing with them in private conversation, that means we are creating a society of unintelligent blind believers.

So, we have are real pure devotee, who dedicated his life to service of his spiritual master. If somebody expresses a desire to become his disciple he will accept this person also in the mood of service to his spiritual master. And if somebody disagrees with his activities, he will try to explain his behavior and even change his behavior if he thinks that he is serving Srila Prabhupada better in this way. And ultimately, if somebody disagrees with them, he knows that every person can have a slightly different understanding of philosophy.

But puffed up Gestapo guru will proclaim: “I am a guru and everybody who doesn’t agree with my behavior will be banned. You can’t even privately discuss my ping-pong with girls.” Such a person is not a real guru. Rather, such a person is a puffed-up hypocrite who is destroying Srila Prabhupada’s mission by converting it into unintelligent Gestapo movement.

And the only way to fight such Gestapo hypocrites is to leave their society and associate with people who are utterly honest.