Introducing bonafide ISKCON guru: His Holiness Heinrich das 108 Himmler Swami

Introducing bonafide ISKCON guru: His Holiness Heinrich das 108 Himmler Swami

Who is the purest bonafide guru in North Korea? I don’t know, let’s find out.

OK, people still ask me weird questions. Who is a bonafide guru in ISKCON? 🤣🤣🤣 It’s like asking me which lady in the brothel is most chaste. 🤣🤣🤣 Anyway, the only way to fight hilarious questions is to give hilarious answers. Here is an email I received today:

Hare Krsna Prabhu

Please accept my obeisances , All Glories to Srila Prabhupada.

So I watched some of Your videos and read some articles.

So I would like to know who are some bonefide Gurus in Iskcon, what is Your opinion.

Your servant

🤣🤣🤣 Here is my response:

Hare Krishna,

please accept my humble obeisances.

All glories to Srila Prabhupada.

ISKCON is an organization that persecutes everybody who doesn’t accept the purity of its leadership. Retarded decisions made by senior leadership can not be challenged without severe consequences. If you speak up against Bir Krishna Goswami, who claims that Lord Caitanya ate mushrooms, you will be kicked out of the movement. If you challenge mayavadi and murder accomplice Radhanath Swami, you will be kicked out of the movement. If you challenge Bhaktimarga Swami who initiated gay couple and named them Rupa and Sanatana Goswami, you will be kicked out of the movement.

Thus, this movement is comparable to other evil regimes that don’t tolerate the truth, such as the Chinese communist party and North Korea.

Do you really think that a pure devotee would agree to participate in such an organization? Do you think any real guru would allow himself to be “approved” by Radhanath Swami and other crooks from the GBC body?

So, when you ask me to give you the list of bonafide gurus in ISKCON is the same as asking me to give you a list of bonafide gurus in the Ku Klux Klan. Ku Klux Klan was hunting down black people and ISKCON is hunting down offenders. And the only reason why offenders are not killed today by ISKCON members is because of legal repercussions. When ISKCON seizes government power in some country, they will probably produce such atrocities that Holy Inquisition will look like boy scouts. We have already seen a glimpse of that in New Vrindavan, where dead offenders were buried all around the property. And the very fact that one of the main characters in New Vrindavan lila, murder accomplice Radhanath Swami, is in top ISKCON leadership position proves my point.

So, your very question to recommend some of the bonafide gurus in the Ku Klux clan, sorry, in ISKCON, is proof that you don’t have the best overview of the situation.

So, my answer to your hilarious question will also be hilarious.

Bonafide ISKCON guru is Heinrich Himmler. that pure devotee of the Lord is always very serious. He very bravely fights against offenders and fault finders. He doesn’t tolerate even the smallest offense against the GBC and other gurus. Thus, he is a perfect follower of ISKCON.

Now, it will be offensive for you to approach Himmler Swami directly, you should first approach one of his humble SS officers and ask for his mercy.

Of course, if you don’t believe me, it is very easy to test my theories. Just go to your local ISKCON temple and say in front of a few people that you don’t believe that Sacinandana “Swami” is not bonafide sannyasi and guru because he travels with his girlfriend around the world for the last 10 years. Exercise your freedom of speech in the wonderful ISKCON society. Let me know how it went. If you are really brave, you can try to make that statement in the Berlin temple, which is full of his followers. If I don’t get a reply from you, I guess you didn’t make it out of there alive. 🤣🤣🤣

ys Hanuman das