In 2019, ISKCON sannyasis can take their girlfriends everywhere

In 2019, ISKCON sannyasis can take their girlfriends everywhere

If everybody would remain retarded and stop reading Srila Prabhupada’s books, life would be bliss.

That is the message of the sampradaya of the Divine secretary, who just organized a harinam in Berlin.

I mean, if you are spreading Holly name, all the rules and regulations no longer apply, you can be a sannyasi with girlfriend and still spread Holly name. That is what sahajiyas were doing for centuries and they are still going strong.

Besides, it is spring, being closed with a sannyasi in a house is not good for any girlfriend, what to speak of a sannyasi secretary.

Love should be shared with a world, not hidden.

I would like to use this opportunity to invite all ISKCON sannyasis to obtain a nice unmarried female secretary. Look how Sacinandana baba is enjoying life.

Marriage is really for retards. You have to raise kids, earn money, so much hard work. Better just to take sannyasa and find a girlfriend. Then, all the retarded householders will give you money because they think you are “transcendental”. 😀 😀 😀

So, since it is spring, Sacinandana loverboy “Swami” first took his girlfriend to Berlin temple on 9th of March:

If you are ISKCON sannyasi, it’s best to take your girlfriend out twice a month

Then, he took her again to Berlin temple on 21st March:

If you are ISKCON sannyasi in Germany, Berlin is great place to take your girlfriend for a spin

And then, he took her out to harinam just a few days ago on 7th April: You can see her around 1:12. The video will start playing from that location.



In the end, I would like to point out that sampradaya of the Divine secretary is completely empowered to take you back to Godhead. Sacinandana Swami is bonafide guru approved by all-knowing GBC body, and the members of the GBC body are purest of the pure saints, who would never cheat you. 😀 😀 You need to continue giving money and worship sannyasis and their girlfriends because that is a way to be happy and experience Divine love.

If by chance, you meet any person who doesn’t agree that sannyasis should travel with unmarried girls, you should immediately understand that this person is envious. And if such a person is publicly preaching against sannyasis and their girlfriends, you should know that such person is an offender. Pure sannyasis and their pure girlfriends should not be criticized.

And all the disciples of Sacinandana Swami will become really angry if you expose their fake guru, therefore you should always smile and pretend that their guru is completely bonafide. You should visit his lectures, offer obeisances, and when they share realizations they heard from Sacinandana loverboy “Swami”, you should say “Wow”.

In such a hypocritical society, you will make great spiritual advancement.

I know that nobody cares for Prabhupada these days, but just in case, I’ll share a few quotes:

In this way… And this kind of hypocrisy — they have taken sannyasa and mixing with woman. This is not to be allowed. If you want woman you get yourself married, live respectfully. We have no objection. But this hypocrisy should be stopped. There have been so many fallen down. First of all there will be no sannyasi anymore. I have got very bad experience. And at least, we are not going to create new sannyasis. And those who have fallen down, let them marry, live like respectable gentlemen. I have no objection. After all, young man, fallen down — that’s all right. It is by nature’s way. But marry that girl. That I am insisting from the very beginning, that no friendly liaison. (Room Conversation — January 7, 1977, Bombay)

Then this is a hint by Lord Caitanya that a sannyāsī who has renounced everything, if he lives very gorgeously, with good dress, and good house, and APARTMENT… No. This is not approved by Caitanya Mahāprabhu. Then what is that? What does it mean? A sannyāsī living like a first-class gentleman, smoking, and very nice apartment, and some, I mean to say, LADY ASSISTANT, SECRETARY… What is this? Caitanya Mahāprabhu did not approve. He must be, as far as possible… Whatever is absolutely necessity, he should accept, not more. Yes. That is renounced order of life, not that in the name of renounced order of life he should live at the expense of the householders, very gorgeously. No. This is not sannyāsa. It is not accepted by Caitanya Mahāprabhu’s sampradāya. (Lecture CC 20.66-96, New York, November 21, 1966)

In the name of religion you do all nonsense rascaldom, and if the leader approves, “Yes, you can do.” Vivekananda did it. Vivekananda did it. “Yes, there is no difference between eating meat and not meating eat in terms of religious system.” He preached this, and all the sannyāsīs of Ramakrishna Mission, they eat meat, they drink, they have WOMAN SECRETARY, and everything. This Chinmayananda also like that. I know his whole history. Unless one is purely Kṛṣṇa conscious, one cannot give up ALL THESE BAD HABITS. This is the test. (Morning walk — April 24, 1974, Hyderabad)