How to get free lunch is the city of transparency, accountability and book-keepingHanuman das
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- How to get free lunch is the city of transparency, accountability and book-keeping
Yesterday’s article went viral.
Today, I was able to gather some more information directly from Mayapur. This will help us to resolve the mystery of 6000 hungry sevaks.
So, the Bengali mafia who is running the Mayapur city with zero transparency published information that they need $40000 per month to feed 6000 community sevaks:
For details, you can read yesterday’s article. I tried to find out what are those 6000 sevaks actually doing. I assume that feeding those 6000 people is something that is going on regularly. Well, it turns out that this magical number covers all people who are residents of Mayapur city. 6000 people live in Mayapur.
Additionally, Mayapur mafia is not feeding anybody. Mayapur resident told me yesterday that there is no free food for Mayapur residents. Everybody has to pay for their own lunch. Free prasadam is available only during bigger festivals, such as Gaura Purnima and Janmastami. Mafia management is also providing a small plate of kitri on Dvarasi. In other words, every resident of Mayapur must pay for his own food.
Which makes this relief scam so ingenious. Mayapur mafia wants to collect $40000 per month, and maybe feed in the future those who really need the food. That will be maybe 10% or 20% of the Mayapur population. And then, they can take the rest of the money. And since bookkeeping is non-existing, public financial reports are not available, no one would ever know. And Jayapataka Swami, who is a guru of all these mafia guys, he will smile and tell us lila’s about Caitanya Mahaprabhu. I mean, pure devotee always protected criminals who steal donation money. And if you throw in a few lilas here and there, nobody will ask where is the money.
If I need to create a Bengali proverb, it would be “Zero transparency, zero problems”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My contact also confirmed that there are zero farms created by ISKCON or the hungry sevaks. They simply prefer to buy everything. I guess they assume that Srila Prabhupad said: “While you have money, you are living and high thinking.” 🤣🤣🤣
If you ask Jayapataka Swami about the book-keeping and transparency, and where is all the money, he will probably turn into a ficus plant and pretend that he doesn’t know what are you speaking about. 🤣🤣🤣 I mean, whatever you do, it is the most important thing is to do it in a pure way. So we have pure Bengali mafia taking pure money from the pure donors. And all over this is overseen by pure Jayapataka Swami. There is nothing to complain about. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So, my message to all 6000 Mayapur sevaks:
You should contact Mayapur management personally and ask where can you subscribe to a free meal. Tell them that you saw that they collect donations for their Covid-19 relief effort where they promise to feed 6000 sevaks so that you would like to get at least one free lunch. Let me know how it went. I would also appreciate it if you can record a small video when you ask this question. I would like to see the reaction on the face of Bengali mafia. If that doesn’t work, please send them email requesting free lunch, and forward me their reply. My email is firstname.lastname@example.org
If Bengali mafia refuses to give you free lunch, you should complain to Maharaja and senior Mafia members. 🤣🤣🤣 Because their document lists Maharaja and senior Mafia officials as the persons to contact if you have questions:
For $40000 per month, I think they should provide ice-cream at least once a week. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 And if you are very fallen, you should also get a western dish – pizza. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And don’t worry, you are living under the protection of pure mafia devotees, if you die of hunger, you will surely reach Mafia-loka, a heavenly planet managed by Jayapataka Swami and his disciples.
And if, by some strange case, Mafia won’t give you a free lunch that they collect the money for, you can always ask beggars for some food: