ISKCON is at crossroads, he have to invent something new to stay relevant. 2 years ago, this movement almost got destroyed by old fashioned preaching techniques, but Hridayananda das Goswami saved it when he started playing ping pong with girls. He also introduced Krishna jeans movement, which claims that we can successfully preach only if we are dressed as the people who we preach to. After few devotees accepted this proposal, Krishna jeans movement spread like wildfire and currently has over 100 000 members worldwide. And everybody is wearing jeans.
But now, Prahladananada Swami decided to take things a step further, he introduced, not one, but two new movements, called Krishna drug dealer, and Krishna woman hunter.
Here is a screenshot of facebook page for the upcoming festival in Croatia, Prahladananda Swami’s GBC “zone”:
As you can see, festival is organized on ISKCON premises. Let’s look at holy guests list:
Ok, we have one Swami that promotes books written by devotee killers, let’s ignore that.
So, how to introduce both Krishna drug dealer and Krishna women hunter movement at the same time? It’s simple, you invite women hunter and drug dealer to be the lead singer. That will probably work.
If you can’t guess which one of the honorable guests is drug dealer and woman hunter, this biography can help you: https://poskcon.wordpress.com/2017/09/12/tarana-caitanya-das-biography/
I did some background checking and this biography is unfortunately correct.
History repeats itself
This is not the first time this kind of disgrace to Prabhupada happened, ISKCON Zagreb is already famous for it’s women hunter main preacher. Women hunter preacher in his third marriage who travels with 20-year old girls is still active preacher in ISKCON Croatia, but he is not successful because he is not drug dealer in the same time. But this festival will fix that.
My letter to Prahladananda Swami
He never replies, so all my emails are rhetorical, but let’s make sure he is introduced to this problem.
Message-ID: <CAHEdfkES_WqxzGJDVsWQCUMz=xvWRKz6R-z2X2Bo_mLnGua0ug@mail.gmail.com> Date: Tue, 12 Sep 2017 09:01:52 +0000 Subject: Krishna drug dealer movement From: Hanuman das To: "firstname.lastname@example.org" <email@example.com>
Dear Prahladananda Swami,
please accept my not so humble obeisances.
All glories to Sacinandana baba, only ISKCON sannyasi who travels with a girlfriend.
I know that you don’t negotiate with terrorists and people who believe that Sacinandana baba travels with his girlfriend, but I am writing to you anyway. When my story goes viral, and people start sending you emails, I don’t want to you to play “I didn’t know card”.
I am putting up a new article about your new movement, “Krishna drug dealer” movement, which combined with “Krishna women hunter” movement could change the world.
If you don’t know what I am talking about, please visit: https://lastingimpression.info//holly_women_hunter/ , article is called “Prahladananada Swami introduces Holly drug dealer - women hunter festival”. It talks about drug dealer and women hunter who will be a guest of honor at your temple in 4 days.
What can I say maharaj, you are so merciful, I’ve seen a lot in ISKCON, but you are surpassing everybody by the amount of mercy. Actually, people are already joining this movement, my friend, the butcher, would also like to sign bhajans at the upcoming drug dealer festival, is it ok that he sings a few bhajans?
Oh yea, I almost forgot, you told me last year that I have to apologize to Sacinandana baba and his girlfriend because all my allegations were checked by you and proved to be false. Well, guess what, baba was caught again with his girlfriend in New York few days ago, you can see the video here: https://lastingimpression.info/rotten_to_the_core/ and now I demand an apology. Either that, or we need a new sannyasi minister. I have one candidate, he smiles a lot, has great understanding of sannyasi standards, and I would like to officially nominate him as your replacement. His name is Donald Duck, I am sure you’ve heard about him, he would be an excellent sannyasi minister, I am sure he wouldn’t allow sannyasis to travel with girlfriends.
Anyway, all the best with drug dealer women hunter festival, I am sure it will be fun,
ys Hanuman das
Thanks for your attention, stay safe, and don’t forget to never criticize woman hunters and drug dealers, they are also “devotees”. 😂 If you have some extra money, take it with you for the festival, maybe there will some be good grass to buy and experience bliss.
- Holly biography: https://poskcon.wordpress.com/2017/09/12/tarana-caitanya-das-biography/
- Holly drug dealer - women hunter festival: https://www.facebook.com/events/902683903223026/?active_tab=about
This article originally appeared on Lasting Impression website