Gestapo Krishna Goswami introduces scootanamHanuman das
Yesterday, we published an article about the dreadful consequences of “criticizing” gurus in “good standing”.
If you want to become review that article, here is the link:
Above article shows you, that if you happen to notice that “pure” devotees maybe sometimes perform activities which are not connected with pure devotional service, you are an offender. You should never think that ISKCON gurus, which are purest of the pure would ever perform nonsense activities.
Fortunately, ISKCON gurus are so humble that they will swiftly ban anybody who doesn’t agree that they are completely pure. Completely pure means serving Krishna 24 hours per day, 7 days a week. Like for example, on this video:
So, if you, as a member of ISKCON, think that driving on an electric scooter is not pleasing to Krishna, don’t you dare to criticize. You should never think that there are only 9 forms of devotional service. Pure devotees of ISKCON introduced many new forms of devotional service, and today, Gestapo Krishna Goswami introduced scootanam, driving on scooter for the pleasure of Lord Krishna.
Now, if you have a desire to privately discuss scootanam with your fellow devotees, I must inform you that this is not allowed in ISKCON. You will be banned from preaching in Russia, including on home programs. Because Krishna says in the 19th chapter of Bhagavad-gita: “Whoever thinks that I am not pleased with scootanam is an offender and should not be allowed to preach” If you don’t find 19th chapter in the Bhagavad-gita, that means you are not reading the latest version. The latest version will be published by Jayadvaita Swami soon and it will have one new extra chapter, dedicated to offenders and other types of human scum.
So, since I don’t want to be banned from preaching in Russia, I must say that there is nothing wrong if you get initiated by a Gestapo guru who practices scootanam, such a guru is very much qualified to take you back home, back to scooting Gestapo Godhead.
Comrade Stalin is also a pure devotee
If you think this is the first time that people in Russia get banned for preaching Srila Prabhupada’s philosophy, you are wrong. Whoever wants to preach pure message of the parampara gets banned by Gestapo Krishna Goswami, Bhaktivaibhava Swami and other members of the Russian mafia. If you are really into horror movies, you can watch the video I published a few years back how Indradyumna baba prepares his disciple to visit Gulag:
When Gestapo pure devotees ban you from preaching, they are very polite and they always apologize. So, when they banned two devotees who dared to criticize them, they wrote this:
We are aware that there are devotees who appreciate the preaching of Caitanya Vallabha dasa and Balarama Acarya dasa. We apologize if the above directive upsets you. However, under the extraordinary circumstances we are facing in some areas of the country, we have no choice but to take this action. We request you to please tolerate any inconvenience caused, and cooperate with devotees who making proceeding.
Following in their footsteps, I also want to apologize:
We are aware that there are devotees who appreciate the preaching of Gestapo Krishna Goswami. We apologize if the above article upsets you. However, under the extraordinary circumstances we are facing in scootanam areas of the country, we have no choice but to take this action. We request you to please tolerate any inconvenience caused, and cooperate with devotees who are rolling on the floor laughing after reading this article.