GBC introduces regional Absolute Truth

GBC introduces regional Absolute Truth

GBC just introduced female diksa gurus.

So, some women in the United States like to shave half of their head and call themselves feminists. There are also many older, frustrated, divorced women in ISKCON who don’t know what they want to do in life.

On the other hand, women in India like to cook at home and take care of the children, while the husband is out there in the scorching heat trying to earn some money. They really don’t want to go out on the scorching heat to make money, build a career and so on.

Vedic and sastra argument doesn’t really work anymore. Because if GBC wanted ISKCON to be Vedic and based on sastra, they would allow female secretaries for sannyasis. With Sacinandana baba traveling with his girlfriend around the world for the last 10 years, we must say it is not fair that women in ISKCON are given only lower positions such as a sannyasi secretary.

If GBC really wanted to put things on the right track, they had the opportunity to cut down Sacinandana baba, but they did nothing for the last 10 years.

So, to keep deviated sannyasis and their followers happy, we need to have sannyasis with young unmarried female assistants. To create gender equality, we need to have old, frustrated, divorced female diksa gurus. So, the only thing that is missing is age equality. Why only old female diksa gurus? This is not equality, this is not real equality. We also need young female diksa gurus with make-up, I am sure brahmacaries will line up for a private darshan.

So, GBC definitely wants to collect money from traditional Indians, they want to collect money from frustrated feminists that nobody wants to marry, they want to collect money from followers of Sacinananda Swami’s divine secretary society. The only way to do it, is to introduce regional Absolute truth. 🤣🤣🤣 Regional Absolute truth is like acintya bheda-abheda tattva, in some countries you have one absolute truth, and in some countries, you have another absolute truth. We quote from Akincana-gocara article:

The GBC has approved female diksa-gurus for areas self-determined by regional governing bodies. This means that the devotees responsible for ISKCON in a given geographic area will be able to say whether they will allow women to act as diksa-guru (mantropadesh guru) within their zone.

So, when the female diksa guru is flying with a plane over India for example, she ceases to be a guru, and when she lands in Australia, she becomes a guru again.

So, this is an amazing discovery that absolute truth is not really Absolute. Absolute truth is actually regional and depends on the ISKCON donors.

Additionally, we are opening up our old female supremacy song to glorify the GBC, and Euro GBC in particular: