Easiest way to find a girlfriend in ISKCON

Easiest way to find a girlfriend in ISKCON

Advice for ISKCON members: Easiest way to find girlfriend in ISKCON, is to take sannyas. 😀 😀 😀 This is important step because if you take sannyas, that means in ISKCON that you are pure devotee. 😀 😀 And if you are “pure devotee”, then prospective female secretaries will pile up to serve the “pure devotee”. 😀 😀 😀 Because by serving pure devotees we can go Back home, back to Godhead. 😀 😀 😀

And if somebody complains about you and your girlfriend, just tell him that you are sannyasi and that he should stop “making offences” 😀 😀 😀

Besides, everybody who complains about sannyasis with girlfriends is envious. 😀 😀 😀 Especially, if sannyasi’s girlfriend is more pretty that your girlfriend, then of course you will become envious. 😀 😀 😀

Taking sannyas to obtain girlfriend, is not only the easiest method, but also works best on the long term. 😀 😀 😀 Because you don’t have to earn money and have children, which eventually you have to do if you have girlfriend without taking sannyas. 😀 😀

NEW YEAR DISCOUNT till January 10th

If you write to sannyas minister right now, you can obtain your sannyasi girlfriend licence with 50% discount. 😀 😀 We don’t exactly know what is the full price, but I think that one Rasamrta Kunj apartment will be enough for Prahladananda Swami to look the other way, as in the case of Sacinandana baba. 😀 😀 😀