Easiest way to find a girlfriend in ISKCON

Easiest way to find a girlfriend in ISKCON

Advice for ISKCON members: Easiest way to find girlfriend in ISKCON, is to take sannyas. 😀 😀 😀 This is important step because if you take sannyas, that means in ISKCON that you are pure devotee. 😀 😀 And if you are “pure devotee”, then prospective female secretaries will pile up to serve the “pure devotee”. 😀 😀 😀 Because by serving pure devotees we can go Back home, back to Godhead. 😀 😀 😀

And if somebody complains about you and your girlfriend, just tell him that you are sannyasi and that he should stop “making offences” 😀 😀 😀

Besides, everybody who complains about sannyasis with girlfriends is envious. 😀 😀 😀 Especially, if sannyasi’s girlfriend is more pretty that your girlfriend, then of course you will become envious. 😀 😀 😀

Taking sannyas to obtain girlfriend, is not only the easiest method, but also works best on the long term. 😀 😀 😀 Because you don’t have to earn money and have children, which eventually you have to do if you have girlfriend without taking sannyas. 😀 😀

NEW YEAR DISCOUNT till January 10th

If you write to sannyas minister right now, you can obtain your sannyasi girlfriend licence with 50% discount. 😀 😀 We don’t exactly know what is the full price, but I think that one Rasamrta Kunj apartment will be enough for Prahladananda Swami to look the other way, as in the case of Sacinandana baba. 😀 😀 😀

 

  • PrabhupadaDisciple

    Harikesa was a talented preacher and singer who went off the rails. Sacinananda Swami is best advised to learn from Harikesa’s downfall.

    • Vaidyanath

      seems that gurus cannot stop being gurus

      • Kishore Das

        Is Harikesa Swami now back in ISKCON? He was so dear to Srila Prabhupada.

        • Vaidyanath

          Right, Sacinandana Swami and Harikes are still friends. Harikes was the architect to remove brahmanas from the temples and let them visit the temple like churchgoers with an inconspicuous donation envelope. GBC is still grateful for this reformation idea. Whether Harikes is still dear to his former disciples is rather doubtful. Majority figures their life was spoiled. There are a few who were thrilled that Harikes has sex with his female therapist. Just like there are ISKCON devotees who feel enchanted when a guru falls down. However, this might be rare exceptions.

  • Kamadeva Dasa

    LOL

  • Vaidyanath

    It is not only about how to find a girlfriend, it is also about how to buy a nice house in Florida and peacefully live there for the rest of your life without having to work. All this was perfectly established by Harikesa.

    “After that Harikesa is said to have called his disciple Brahma Muhurta,
    the BBT manager in Sweden at the time, demanding all the money to be
    turned over to him or else he would “release documents of illegal BBT
    business.” Later the GBC Executive Committee is said to have negotiated
    this down to $500,000 which he was eventually given.”

    http://vaishnava-news-network.org/europe/EU9810/EU21-2393.html

    • Hrvoje Marjanovic

      500k$ , that’s peanuts compared to the service he did.

      • PrabhupadaDisciple

        Are you serious? His service was supposed to be for Prabhupada, not money. When people donated or brought books, it was for Prabhupada, not Harikesa.

        I thought you believed Sanyassins shouldn’t be living lavish lifestyles. But if they leave, they are entitled to severance?

        • Vaidyanath

          Hari always insisted that he is a truthful person and everything what was spent, all those millions, came from his private companies, Vishva Toshani Foundation™ and PremaInvest©. And no money or seed capital was taken or even loaned from ISKCON/BBT.
          There were rumors that Vishva Toshani Foundation™ and PremaInvest © are sham companies from begin with not one farthing was generated at the Russian stockmarket and no income tax was paid. That they simply used these companies to make BBT money look like profit from Vishva Toshani Foundation™ and PremaInvest©. That Hari never invested any BBT money into temple projects and that Euro BBT was loaded with 100 million at the end of his term of office. However, websites like lastingimpresseion prove that these people are envious.
          Actually, after leaving, Hari and Katarina immediately bought a villa with pool at Cote d’Azur and had a bona fide marriage ceremony.
          Hari invited several ISKCON devotees and priests and they all later said, they never saw Hari so happy and full of joy.

          • Hrvoje Marjanovic

            Yes, sooner or later you get what your heart desires. What Hari didn’t know, is that he could remain sannyasi and still have a girlfriend. Sacinandana baba is showing the way.

          • Vaidyanath

            It also was a great gesture of confidence&trust that our GBC has re-elected Hari’s leading disciple, HG Brahma Muhurta prabhu as qualified treasurer of the EURO BBT. In this way there is full confidence that there was no lack of transparency by the administration, what happened with all this BBT money collected by hundreds of hardworking Sankirtan devotees who somehow or other had to leave the movement.

      • Vaidyanath

        agreed, good analysis, in Florida for 500k$ you cannot even buy a pressboard barrack when arriving there with a Swedish lady. What to speak of living there for the rest of your life without having to worry about money. Right, as autocrat he did great service — godbrothers who didn’t belong to his cadre had to undergo public execution.

  • Kishore Das

    Greetings Hanuman Das,

    Hare Krishna

    I am commenting anonymously because I am a Pandava Sena member. So many people here worship Sacinananda Swami because of his sentimentalist teachings. We are practically forced to worship him and pressured into taking him as our initiating Guru. But I need Guru who can get me to Prabhupada’s mercy.

    Do you know Kadamba Kanana Swami is bona fide?


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