Did you fill up Jayapataka Swami’s sahajiya-Gestapo form?

Did you fill up Jayapataka Swami’s sahajiya-Gestapo form?

A devotee from the UK asked me to write something about strange forms prepared by ISKCON guru Jayapataka Swami.

Please, look at this silly question asked at the bottom of this form:

The business of the Gurudeva is to guide his disciples out of the sahajiya realm. But this particular Gurudeva is actually pushing his prospective disciples toward the sahajiya way of thinking.

So, after a few years, I might want to explain to this guy, that he is supposed to chant and read Srila Prabhupada’s books and in this way participate in Prabhupada’s Lila, but he can reply: “But, my Gurudeva asked me in which Lila I want my name to be.” So, this kind of question helps Gurudeva to create sahajiya disciples who take everything cheaply.

After 25 years of practicing Krishna consciousness, I have no clue what is my Lila preference. The first Lila we should participate in is reading all Srila Prabhupada’s books. And we never see Srila Prabhupada making stupid sahajiya forms.

The Gestapo Form

Here is more:


So, I have to be eternally loyal to ISKCON? What if in some distant future ISKCON leaders start killing whistleblowers? Wait a minute, that already happened? What if in some distant future, ISKCON gurus start preaching that Lord Caitanya ate mushrooms? Wait a minute, that already happened? What if ISKCON guru initiates gay couple and gives them names Rupa and Sanatana? Wait a minute, that already happened.

So, promising to stay in ISKCON eternally could make you eternally retarded. $ regulative principles are quite enough to promise at the initiation but if you want to add more regulative principles, maybe we could add the promise to remain loyal to Srila Prabhupada’s teachings. That would be a cool promise.

Maybe we could make a promise to read all Srila Prabhupada’s books and listen to his lectures regularly. So, why mafia boss Jayapatakaa Swami didn’t add those promises? Because he wants you to remain a brainless ISKCON member who is without knowledge and understanding. ISKCON gurus want you to remain retarded and loyal to the corrupt ISKCON organization. You don’t need to think, you just need to “get mercy”. And, of course, giving donations to Gurudeva is very helpful in getting the mercy.

If you could be saved just by remaining a faithful member of ISKCON, that would be great, but unfortunately, this is a fairy tale. To get out of this world, we have to become intelligent and to become intelligent, we must read Srila Prabhupada’s books. Blind membership in the corporate Gestapo religion will not help, unfortunately. But, it is much easier to manage blind followers than intelligent followers. So, this is the goal. The more stupid you are, the better ISKCON member you will become. 🤣🤣🤣

If you want to get initiation from me, you need to become eternally loyal to your brain. And you should do detrimental things to Radhanath baba and his followers. 🤣🤣🤣

You can see all Jayapataka Swami’s forms at his website.