Advice for ISKCON members: Easiest way to find girlfriend in ISKCON, is to take sannyas. 😀 😀 😀 This is important step because if you take sannyas, that means in ISKCON that you are pure devotee. 😀 😀 And if you are “pure devotee”, then prospective female secretaries will pile up to serve the “pure devotee”. 😀 😀 😀 Because by serving pure devotees we can go Back home, back to Godhead. 😀 😀 😀
Good news guys, Bhanu Nandini dasi has opened Instagram profile. As ISKCON’s only female sannyasi secretary who travels with “pure devotee”, “guru” and a “sannyasi” who is on most advanced level of girl-prema, she started documenting their travels. She recorded video of her boss, husband, sannyasi and all around good guy Sacinandana baba while two of them were in some temple in India.
Here is my response to very offensive video which was made about my website. I tried to make it serious, but I couldn’t.
Today, we gonna discuss major lack of fault finding and how it affects ISKCON in most gross way.
Few das ago, I received email with newest update on the stolen Brooklyn temple. You can read it on the link which I inserted, but basically, what is happening will be a long and gruesome battle around very valuable building.
If I say that Sacinandana baba travels around the world for 10 years with his girlfriend, devotees are suspicious. Even if I provide videos, still, youtube might be the devil, and Sacinandana baba might still be a pure devotee. I am envious, so whatever I say is not true, and Sacinandana baba is always right, because he is guru on the guru list, he is pure devotee. That fact is confirmed by other pure devotees who also have female secretaries.
However, as in other types of evidence I provide, it is not that I am saying that Bhanu-nandini is long time servant of Sacinandana baba, her friend is saying it as you can see above image.
This is my full response to Patita Pavana prabhu’s defense of Indradyumna Swami. Initially, I responded only to Indradyumna Swami’s email, now I will respond fully.
The reason I am writing response on my website is because Patita Pavana prabhu blocked me on facebook and threw me out of his facebook group, so I can’t reply there.
UPDATE: This article contains errors, see here for clarification.
I am humble devotee. I believe in ISKCON authorities. I never question their behavior because I am not envious.
Whatever the pure devotees do, I accept as divine. The moment I start doubting ISKCON gurus and their behavior, I become the offender, and I also risk to commit the first offense to the Holly Name.
Few days ago, I published photo which is so weird, that many people told me it was “photoshopped”. That is because they failed to notice that ISKCON has become sahajiya organisation which has publicly proven sannyasis with female secretaries . Once you wrap your head around that fact, massage is natural step further.
So, it’s no longer only Hanuman’s imagination. It’s not only that Bhanu Nandini admitted that she is secretary, now baba admitted it too for his previous secretary. So, the whole “lila” is going on for 15 years at least.
While their “female cultivator” guru is enhancing his sannyas asrama by collecting varieties of female secretaries, female cooks, and female drivers, disciples have to believe that this is all transcendental. It’s hard to be naturally stupid like that, you have to receive some training in stupidity to reach such a high levels.
UPDATE: Further invesgation shows that this photo is not photoshopped
Today is a good day for ISKCON, sannyasis can be massaged by women. As you can see from the photo, the whole project is still in the infant stages, masseur is old and not so attractive, but this brave move is a great step toward cat and dog society, and sannyasis, as usual, lead the way.
And don’t dare to criticize, this is “devotional service”, if you think otherwise, you are offender and you will be sent to North Korea to be educated how to appreciate the “dear leaders”.
Last week, I tried the obtain the “guru form”, you see to become guru in ISKCON, you have to fill up “guru form”, in which you promise that you will never criticise GBC or other “gurus”. In other words you must promise that you will be good guru puppy.