Condensed nonsense

Radhanath baba’s guru

You think that Radhanath baba is disciple of Prabhupada? Well, you are wrong. Unfortunately, this place is already taken by Shannon Gannon. 😀 😀 😀 So, since Radhanath baba is disciple of Shannon, if you become disciple of Radhanath baba, then Shannon indirectly becomes your guru. Is there anything better than having grandma guru who can make a tea and cookies for you and teach you yoga?



Brave move

Finally, Sivarama Swami have shown some boldness to speak against this yoga nonsense, cheating yoga is not only problematic in greater society, but it is also problem in ISKCON. Especially, Radhanath baba is cheating people by inviting them to pay big amounts of money for fake yoga sessions, just check my previous articles on the subject such as HEY GIRLS, Radhanath baba needs you to advertise yoga and BREAKING NEWS: Radhanath Swami joins Prabhupada’s enemies



Positive opportunity (according to Radhanath baba)

Here, Radhanath’s baba is trying to teach us very important lesson. Successful person sees “positive opportunity” in everything. Something to learn. But what is there to learn? This can be whatever you imagine it to be. I mean Prabhupada was very straightforward, he said material world is not a place for gentleman, and that we need to get out of it. Material world is full of danger on every step, dukhalayam asasvatam. And we have only one thing to learn in this material world, and that is that we need to become devotee of Krishna and go Back to Godhead.



Being simple (as explained by Radhanath baba)

What it means to be simple? According to Radhanath baba, simple means to be content with what is meaningful and valuable. 😀 😀 😀 This can be whatever you imagine it to be. Some people thing money is valuable, others think that TV is valuable, and majority of people think their cat or dog are valuable. So, what is really valuable, baba didn’t explain. And therefore this quote is useless.

Prabhupada was very open and straightforward, he emphasised all the time that Krishna consciousness is most valuable thing. And to be simple, that means that you repeat words of your spiritual master instead of becoming circus new age fake guru.


Being grateful (as explained by Radhanath baba)

You can be grateful for many things, and with new age gurus like Radhanath Swami, it’s important to feel gratitude. Gratitude for what? For “any little thing”? What a hell is “any little thing”? Prabhupada didn’t come to the west to bring “any little thing”, he came to bring the greatest treasure possible. And that is an opportunity to become pure devotee of Lord Krishna. My God, how this guy ever made it to the “ISKCON guru” list, that list is severely compromised.


Caring for each other (by Radhanath baba)

I always felt spiritual when I took care for my pig. And now I finally found a guru who confirmed it. Now I know that when I feed my pig, I am walking a spiritual path. Therefore, to become even more spiritual, I took inspiration from this russian girl to feed my pig with flowers. Now, sincerely, tell me, when I can get initiation from Radhanath baba?


Capati guru vs lion guru, your choice

Can somebody remind me what is the purpose of Hare Krishna movement? Can somebody remind me why Srila Prabhupada came to the west? I thought that Prabhupada came to establish true religion, and blast mayavadis, sahajiyas and all other types of nonsense people. Prabhupada came to destroy nonsense philosophies because those philosophies only bewilder people.



Nonsense concert tattva

Many people are wondering how Krishna consciousness in USA is in such a bad shape. It’s
in bad share because leaders are nonsense people. And now, to save western mission, we need Hridayananda das Goswami. Actually, to use indian names is not allowed in Krishna West since it can scare people off, so let’s just call him Howard das Goswami. Now, Howard das Goswami will save Prabhupada’s mission through the medium of jeans and lasagna. Now, when Howard das Goswami is GBC for Brazil, we can call Krishna West nonsense one of the official ISKCON theologies. By the way, I don’t think that Howard, aka Lasagna-man will be able to make any significant breakthrough.


Prahladananada Swami introduces Holy drug dealer – women hunter festival

ISKCON is at crossroads, he have to invent something new to stay relevant. 2 years ago, this movement almost got destroyed by old fashioned preaching techniques, but Hridayananda das Goswami saved it when he started playing ping pong with girls. He also introduced Krishna jeans movement, which claims that we can successfully preach only if we are dressed as the people who we preach to. After few devotees accepted this proposal, Krishna jeans movement spread like wildfire and currently has over 100 000 members worldwide. And everybody is wearing jeans.

But now, Prahladananada Swami decided to take things a step further, he introduced, not one, but two new movements, called Krishna drug dealer, and Krishna woman hunter.



ISKCON guru starts blessing dogs

Message to fake ISKCON gurus: Please stop doing so much nonsense, I am hardly keeping up.

Disciple of AC Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada participated in ceremony where he was blessing dogs.


The whole problem here is that we should tell people not to worship dogs, they should worship God. That was Prabhupada’s idea.

But, who cares for Prabhupada these days, fake gurus in ISKCON certainly don’t care for his instructions, neither the GBC body cares, because they are also compromised. So, it’s more profitable to just “go along” and “bless dogs” than to actually preach to people to stop doing nonsense.

Bhaktimarga Swami published an interesting post on his blog where he added a link to the very interesting newspaper article about his preaching activities:

Ok, let’s open that newspaper article he quoted and see what is the preaching strategy:


Do you want to go back to Godhead? Be careful, if you choose wrong guru, you could find yourself assisting in a dog blessing ceremony.

Prabhupada about dog worship

Devotee (2): Dogs. They have too many.

Prabhupada: Animal worship. Yes. The worshiping tendency is there, so if they have no information of God-worshiping, they must worship dog. One must worship, but if they have no chance to worship God, they must worship dog.

Pusta Krsna: They can’t stop the worshiping tendency.

Prabhupada: No. (Conversation October 15, 1975)

Rising above dog bless level

Prabhupada: If we transfer these activities to God, we can become Kṛṣṇa conscious. That is what we are teaching. We advise that what you are doing for some nonsense, do it for God. That is Kṛṣṇa consciousness. It is not difficult. But if I want to love a dog and become a dog in my next life, instead of loving God and becoming like God in the next life, that is my choice. The prison and university are open to everyone, and by making our choice, we can make our future destiny. These boys and girls are worshiping God, and people criticize them, but when a man worships a dog, he is not criticized. In this way society has progressed. When one worships God, he is criticized, and when he worships dog, he is considered a gentleman. So it is folly to be wise where ignorance is bliss. (Interview with the New York Times — September 2, 1972, New Vrindaban)