Chaste and shy

Capati guru vs lion guru, your choice

Can somebody remind me what is the purpose of Hare Krishna movement? Can somebody remind me why Srila Prabhupada came to the west? I thought that Prabhupada came to establish true religion, and blast mayavadis, sahajiyas and all other types of nonsense people. Prabhupada came to destroy nonsense philosophies because those philosophies only bewilder people.

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Achieving the Neo power-sannyas level

UPDATE: This article contains errors, see here for clarification.

I am humble devotee. I believe in ISKCON authorities. I never question their behavior because I am not envious.

Whatever the pure devotees do, I accept as divine. The moment I start doubting ISKCON gurus and their behavior, I become the offender, and I also risk to commit the first offense to the Holly Name.

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Prahladananada Swami introduces Holy women hunter festival

UPDATE 10 Mar 2018: Tarana Caitanya complained about this article, claiming that drug dealer accusation is not correct and he supplied testimony by his friend Yamuna Jivana:

Hare Krishna dear Tarana ji.
I reviewed email on this subject, everything that is mentioned there is that because of your past occasional entries into the old world it was risky for you to be lecturer or bhajan/kirtan leader on open programs in the temple. There is no mention of some illegal or off-4-th-principle activities in the temple, but only off-principle activities outside of the temple.

From my memory, there was no any off-principle activities in the temple itself.

So, the issue was in occasional intake of intoxicant substances (probably smoking grass or whatever) outside of the temple, because of some bad association. That is all.

Nothing else.

Hanuman is known story-creator. Let God help him. If you ask me, as soon as possible.

Dear Tarana, if I can help you in any other way, I am at your service.


Since my initial witness wished to remain anonymous, and Yamuna Jivana claims the opposite, all drug dealer references are removed from this article.


ISKCON is at crossroads, he have to invent something new to stay relevant. 2 years ago, this movement almost got destroyed by old fashioned preaching techniques, but Hridayananda das Goswami saved it when he started playing ping pong with girls. He also introduced Krishna jeans movement, which claims that we can successfully preach only if we are dressed as the people who we preach to. After few devotees accepted this proposal, Krishna jeans movement spread like wildfire and currently has over 100 000 members worldwide. And everybody is wearing jeans.

But now, Prahladananada Swami decided to take things a step further, he introduced, new movement, called Krishna woman hunter.

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Equal rights and Spineless Jelly Swami

Hare Krishna, today we have another video about strange personalities which ended up on “the guru list”. Vedic scriptures never mention “the guru list” anywhere, and Prabhupada also never mentioned the guru list. Srila Prabhupada explicitly said that all his disciples have right to initiate provided they follow the process perfectly. He never said that gurus should be “voted in” by sannyasis with female secretaries and by good friends of Ramesh baba.

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Sexually impenetrable armor enters testing phase

When you see orange robes, you should know you are seeing celibate monk who doesn’t get close to girls. These are the basics of spiritual life. But not anymore. ISKCON’s leading preacher in Russia, Yury Bezzabotnov, aka Krishnadas Kaviraja das, just started first phase of testing of sexually impenetrable armor. Yuri is disciple of BB Govinda Swami, who is a sannyasi whose hobby is collecting luxury houses.

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Sri Sri porn temple president tattva

Now, here is a joke, how long does it take to remove temple president who watches porn and visits prostitutes. Depends on the organisation, in ISKCON, it takes more than 10 years, and probably it will never happen. Porn temple presidents are actually ok, because we have to be “merciful”. And we should not “look for faults”. 😀

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Mayavadi sahajiya resurrection

Remember Krishna das, mayavadi who calls Krishna and Siva “same sh*t”?

Well, Jahnavai Harrison, daughter of ISKCON guru Kripamoya das, just made a concert together with Krishna das. I am usually calm and peaceful, but this time I will say that there are two kinds of stupid people, some are naturally stupid, and some took some training. To make programs with mayavadi sahajiyas requires some training in stupidity. Is this why Srila Prabhupada came to the west? So that his disciples would make concerts with mayavadis?

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Gentle introduction to cat and dog level

Introduction by Hanuman das

Another article by my friend from Brazil, well researched, it goes to show that Brazil is testing grounds for preaching divorce, also known in Srila Prabhupada’s books as cat and dog level.

Prabhupada: Whatever Kṛṣṇa has kindly sent, let me be satisfied with this. They do not want more than that. Similarly, “Kṛṣṇa has sent me this woman as my wife, oh, let me be satisfied with that.” That is Kṛṣṇa consciousness, that He’s pleased to send me such foodstuff, He’s pleased to send me such wife, He’s pleased to give me strength for so much defense.” So the whole question is solved there. But because we have got high intelligence, we are going to surpass the intelligence of Kṛṣṇa. “Oh, Kṛṣṇa has given me this wife? Why not search out another nice wife?” That means I am going to surpass the intelligence of Kṛṣṇa. “Oh, Kṛṣṇa has sent this prasādam. Oh, this is all vegetables. Why not take some animal food and liquor?” Kṛṣṇa does not send you liquor. You have manufactured. Kṛṣṇa has sent you this fruit, He has sent you the grains, Kṛṣṇa has sent you the milk. You should be satisfied. (Morning Walk at Stow Lake — March 27, 1968, San Francisco)

I can understand that divorce because they can’t follow the proper standard, but to preach cat and dog level is whole another level of rascaldom.

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The cheek to cheek preaching strategy

APPRECIATION: Initial lead on this post was done by a devotee from Brazil, who is fed up this nonsense and willing to risk to fight nonsense. One of unsung heroes.

This post Many people may wonder why I write so much about sannyasi secretaries, and often their argument is that “sannyasi is doing a lot of service”, so having a girlfriend is not a problem.

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