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GBC body introduces masturbation and sex toys

You don’t want to criticise anybody? You don’t want to be “envious offender” like Hanuman? Ok, then you will have to live in a movement taken over by weirdos and various other kinds of perverts. Furthermore, you will have to believe that all the weirdos and perverts are actually pure devotee. And you will also have to believe that such weirdos and perverts will take you back to Godhead. When Srila Prabhupada is represented by rascals and deviants, and you remain silent, you also get implicated in the sinful reaction.

September 21, 2018 By Hanuman das Chaste and shy, Hridayananda das Goswami Brazil, Giridhari das HDG 0 Comments

Beware of Vrindavan babajis, they are enemies of Srila Prabhupada

Radhastami is approaching, be careful who you associate with. I read very important article this morning:

September 16, 2018 By Hanuman das Ramesh baba, Sacinandana Swami 0 Comments

Kevala

I am envious offender, I will not say anything, I will just quote Prabhupada and post videos made by pure devotees.

September 13, 2018 By Hanuman das Radhanath Swami, Yoga of nonsense 0 Comments

For 9200 USD, Radhanath baba sells mayavadi Bhagavad-gita

On this most auspicious day of appearance of Srila Prabhupada, who is best of all yogis, we continue to expose cheaters who are changing his teachings to accommodate mayavadis, and extract money from them.

Do you want to become gymnastic yogi? Do you want to become “spiritual” ? Do you want to earn a lot of money by teaching people how to reduce their fat? Well, you are on the right place? You can achieve all that and more if you enroll to a “super spiritual” Yoga teacher training course in Govardhana Eco village:

September 4, 2018 By Hanuman das article, Radhanath Swami, Yoga of nonsense 0 Comments

A message to my supporters

Small message to people who publicly support my website.

September 1, 2018 By Hanuman das Sannyasi secretaries 0 Comments

Farm-asrama debate with a happy ending

How often do you hear varna asrama being discussed and implemented in corporate ISKCON? Not much. Only Bhakti Raghava Swami and Bhakti Vikasa Swami are talking about it. Why? Because Srila Prabhupada talks about it every 10 pages or so in his books.

But, being offender and envious fault-finder, I allowed myself to be dragged into varna asrama discussion. It was pretty heated at one point, but it ended up nicely.

Person that I was discussing with is Srila Prabhupada disciple who got carried away into joining another sampradaya, but still he is knowledgeable and more intelligent that average ISKCON follower who thinks it is offensive publicly expose sannyasis with girlfriends.

August 31, 2018 By Hanuman das Varna-asrama 0 Comments

Krishna das Kaviraja warns us about yoga gurus

Krishna das Kaviraja’s message to Radhanath baba and other fake gurus who preach about gymnastic yoga:

August 21, 2018 By Hanuman das Yoga of nonsense 0 Comments

Desperate rtviks are spreading fake quotes

I always challenged rtviks to give me one statement of Srila Prabhupada where he said he will continue initiating people after his physical disappearance. No such quote exists. 3 days ago, prominent follower of the rtvik theory, Gauradasa Pandita posted fake quote of Srila Prabhupada so that he could convince people about fake New age Christian movement, also called rtvik movement: (more…)

August 18, 2018 By Hanuman das Rtvik theory 0 Comments

Beginners guide for ISKCON guru selection

When we get a human body, we intrinsically don’t want to be cheated. Therefore my website is so popular, because people see that I am telling the truth. My website contains the Absolute truth. For example, “sannyasi should not have a girlfriend”, that is Absolute truth. But Absolute truth is banned in ISKCON. If you speak the truth in ISKCON, you are “offender”, and only way you could possibly speak the truth is because you are “envious”.

August 18, 2018 By Hanuman das article, Guru list strategy 0 Comments

ISKCON introduces croquet-guru tattva

We should be very cautious not to waste a single moment without Kṛṣṇa consciousness. So we have got so many activities. If we have no activities, then we can polish the floor of the Temple. That is not very difficult. If I am illiterate, I have no interest in reading books, I have no interest in chanting or I cannot do it constantly, then take something and mop over the temple and cleanse the temple. That is also service. It is not that one who is engaged in the Deity worship, he is better engaged, and one who is polishing the floor, he is less engaged. No. Both of them will get equal benefit. Kṛṣṇa consciousness is so nice. So find out some business for Kṛṣṇa. Don’t waste time. That is the perfection of Kṛṣṇa consciousness. (Lecture on SB 1.16.6 — Los Angeles, January 3, 1974:

August 16, 2018 By Hanuman das Frivolous sports, Hridayananda das Goswami 0 Comments

ISKCON’s “pure devotees” started introducing orgasm-tattva

Ok, according to my degradation timeline, ISKCON was not supposed to have orgasm seminars till 2020, but I was wrong. For 75$, you can enjoy orgasm seminar today.

When initiated ISKCON members start giving seminars about orgasm, and they mention their ISKCON guru on the same page, this is the time when you need to start worrying.

August 15, 2018 By Hanuman das Caitanya Candra Caran dasa, Chaste and shy Ahladini Kishori devi dasi, Russia 0 Comments

Warning for the followers of poo tattva

This article is my warning to the followers of poo tattva. Practicing devotional service toward Krishna has many rules and regulations. Some of them are very subtle, some of them are very gross.

August 13, 2018 By Hanuman das Condensed nonsense cat, dog 0 Comments

Sacinandana baba takes his girlfriend to a concert

My God, only one month passed since we caught Sacinandana baba arriving with his girlfriend to Radhadesh. But, when you have much younger girlfriend, you have to take her for a concert from time to time.

Yesterday, there was a Shelter Band concert in Berlin, and Sacinandana baba decided to take his girlfriend for a spin, so they could dance a little bit on the stage. Otherwise, what is the alternative, she would have to cook dinner and have a boring evening.

August 10, 2018 By Hanuman das Sacinandana Swami, Sannyasi secretaries Berlin 0 Comments

A boy who liked to sing and dance with girls, but he was not Krishna

Ok, time to get to ABC of Krishna consciousness again:

We are eternal servant, of Krishna, but due to being illusioned by Maya, we are trying to enjoy this material world. Greatest illusion of this world is entanglement with opposite sex, therefore, in Krishna consciousness, association with opposite sex is RESTRICTED. Krishna created 4 asramas: brahmacari doesn’t have any contact with women, grhasta has contact with his own wife only, vanaprastha has contact with his own wife only or he sometimes he is alone, sannyasi doesn’t have any contact with women.

August 10, 2018 By Hanuman das Chaste and shy Amsterdam, Netherlands, Parividha das ACBSP 0 Comments

I almost got converted to “Radharani’s gopi”

ISKCON is deeply permeated with sahajiyas. In just last 3 days, I witnessed 3 accounts of sahajiya philosophy being proliferated in ISKCON. When I made video about Sacinandana baba and Ramesh baba two years ago, nobody cared to join the revolution, now it might be too late:

August 9, 2018 By Hanuman das article, Ramesh baba 0 Comments

How Indradyumna baba turned brahmacari asrama into sahajiya circus

Did I warn you about Indradyumna baba? Yes, I did. But since nobody is fighting Indradyumna baba, since Indradyumna baba is creating steady inflow of pretty girls into ISKCON. Who would in his right mind try to stop inflow of pretty girls into ISKCON? 😀 😀 😀 It’s so nice. 😀 😀 😀

August 9, 2018 By Hanuman das Chaste and shy, Indradyumna Swami 0 Comments

GBC body suspends Rupa Goswami

In their attempt to consolidate power and eliminate any opposition, GBC body stranded into very serious problems by directly opposing Srila Prabhupada. They have decided to “approve” gurus and convert them into harmless puppies who are not able to say one word against GBC body’s dubious decisions. My website is full of such dubious decisions.

August 5, 2018 By Hanuman das Censorship, Guru list strategy 0 Comments

How genuine ISKCON died

How to kill Krishna consciousness? The easiest way to do it is to organise movement in such a way that truth can not be spoken. You kill the truth by making it illegal. And that is exactly what GBC body did.

August 3, 2018 By Hanuman das Censorship, Guru list strategy 0 Comments

ISKCON is rejoicing as Radhanath baba introduces bikini-saints

Ok, first a word of warning. This article is not for you unless you are really spiritual advanced. I mean really, really spiritually advanced. You must be either connected with Ramesh baba, or you have to be at least on the level of sannyasi with female secretary, otherwise you will not be able to understand this article. Even worse, prematurely jumping into the bikini-prema could backfire on your spiritual life.

July 27, 2018 By Hanuman das Chaste and shy, Radhanath Swami 0 Comments

Lokanath Swami starts publishing sannyasi-girlfriend promotion materials

Loving Krishna is not cheap. Loving Krishna is very expensive. If you want to be a pure devotee of Lord Krishna, you have to give up your own sense gratification and dedicate your life to Krishna.

And if we are talking about sense gratification, Srila Prabhupada explains that associating with girls is greatest sense gratification.

July 25, 2018 By Hanuman das Lokanath Swami, Sannyasi secretaries 0 Comments