Sacinandana Swami

Help wanted from Moscow devotees

Hare Krishna, We have report from recent Moscow retreat by Sacinandana baba, which was held from April 24th to April 28th. Devotee who was present confirmed that Sacinandana baba's girlfriend Bhanu Nandini was also there. If you have any friends in Moscow, someone who could send me photos of Bhanu Nandini on this retreat, This would be much appreciated by Prabhupada since he never wanted sannyasis who travel around the world with their unmarried personal assistants. My email is: Thank you, Hanuman das

Going loud

Hopefully inspired by my post from yesterday, Jai das decided to write an email to Anuttama das, ISKCON's public relations officer. It's a nice letter, and we need more of such letters. This is how you mount pressure. This is how you become relevant. This letter is not offensive and it was written according to proper etiquette. (more…)

Easiest way to find a girlfriend in ISKCON

Advice for ISKCON members: Easiest way to find girlfriend in ISKCON, is to take sannyas. :D :D :D This is important step because if you take sannyas, that means in ISKCON that you are pure devotee. :D :D And if you are "pure devotee", then prospective female secretaries will pile up to serve the "pure devotee". :D :D :D Because by serving pure devotees we can go Back home, back to Godhead. :D :D :D (more…)

Sannyasi female secretary video services

Good news guys, Bhanu Nandini dasi has opened Instagram profile. As ISKCON's only female sannyasi secretary who travels with "pure devotee",  "guru" and a "sannyasi" who is on most advanced level of girl-prema, she started documenting their travels. She recorded video of her boss, husband, sannyasi and all around good guy Sacinandana baba while two of them were in some temple in India. (more…)

ISKCON Temples lost due to lack of fault finding

Today, we gonna discuss major lack of fault finding and how it affects ISKCON in most gross way. Few das ago, I received email with newest update on the stolen Brooklyn temple. You can read it on the link which I inserted, but basically, what is happening will be a long and gruesome battle around very valuable building. (more…)

Girlfriend’s friend confirms divine female secretary tattva

If I say that Sacinandana baba travels around the world for 10 years with his girlfriend, devotees are suspicious. Even if I provide videos, still, youtube might be the devil, and Sacinandana baba might still be a pure devotee. I am envious, so whatever I say is not true, and Sacinandana baba is always right, because he is guru on the guru list, he is pure devotee. That fact is confirmed by other pure devotees who also have female secretaries. However, as in other types of evidence I provide, it is not that I am saying that Bhanu-nandini is long time servant of Sacinandana baba, her friend is saying it as you can see above image. (more…)

Hanuman “envious monster” das babaji writes email to ISKCON’s greatest brahmacari

Oh my Krishna, baba really likes his girlfriend. Only one month after baba was caught in the USA, that was on Aug 20th, I caught baba again in new Delhi airport on Sep 28th. He was alone with his girlfriend again. Let's write him a letter to check what kind of lila that was. (more…)

Please don’t miss Balkans baba (humor)

ISKCON's most famous baba is coming to Balkans again and participating in Fruska Goranga summer camp. Don't miss opportunity to meet guru who sleeps till 7 AM, and you can sleep too if you take initiation from him. He is only ISKCON sannyasi who travels around the world with his female secretary, and therefore you can also associate with many pretty girls without limit. Baba is also expert for Ramesh lila. (more…)