Sacinandana Swami

Easiest way to find a girlfriend in ISKCON

Advice for ISKCON members: Easiest way to find girlfriend in ISKCON, is to take sannyas. 😀 😀 😀 This is important step because if you take sannyas, that means in ISKCON that you are pure devotee. 😀 😀 And if you are “pure devotee”, then prospective female secretaries will pile up to serve the “pure devotee”. 😀 😀 😀 Because by serving pure devotees we can go Back home, back to Godhead. 😀 😀 😀

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Sannyasi female secretary video services

Good news guys, Bhanu Nandini dasi has opened Instagram profile. As ISKCON’s only female sannyasi secretary who travels with “pure devotee”,  “guru” and a “sannyasi” who is on most advanced level of girl-prema, she started documenting their travels. She recorded video of her boss, husband, sannyasi and all around good guy Sacinandana baba while two of them were in some temple in India.

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ISKCON Temples lost due to lack of fault finding

Today, we gonna discuss major lack of fault finding and how it affects ISKCON in most gross way.

Few das ago, I received email with newest update on the stolen Brooklyn temple. You can read it on the link which I inserted, but basically, what is happening will be a long and gruesome battle around very valuable building.

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Girlfriend’s friend confirms divine female secretary tattva

If I say that Sacinandana baba travels around the world for 10 years with his girlfriend, devotees are suspicious. Even if I provide videos, still, youtube might be the devil, and Sacinandana baba might still be a pure devotee. I am envious, so whatever I say is not true, and Sacinandana baba is always right, because he is guru on the guru list, he is pure devotee. That fact is confirmed by other pure devotees who also have female secretaries.

However, as in other types of evidence I provide, it is not that I am saying that Bhanu-nandini is long time servant of Sacinandana baba, her friend is saying it as you can see above image.

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Hanuman “envious monster” das babaji writes email to ISKCON’s greatest brahmacari

Oh my Krishna, baba really likes his girlfriend. Only one month after baba was caught in the USA, that was on Aug 20th, I caught baba again in new Delhi airport on Sep 28th. He was alone with his girlfriend again. Let’s write him a letter to check what kind of lila that was.

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Please don’t miss Balkans baba (humor)

ISKCON’s most famous baba is coming to Balkans again and participating in Fruska Goranga summer camp.

Don’t miss opportunity to meet guru who sleeps till 7 AM, and you can sleep too if you take initiation from him. He is only ISKCON sannyasi who travels around the world with his female secretary, and therefore you can also associate with many pretty girls without limit. Baba is also expert for Ramesh lila.

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Photoshopped photo turned out to be real

Few days ago, I published photo which is so weird, that many people told me it was “photoshopped”. That is because they failed to notice that ISKCON has become sahajiya organisation which has publicly proven sannyasis with female secretaries . Once you wrap your head around that fact, massage is natural step further.

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Sacinandana baba admits having a female secretary

So, it’s no longer only Hanuman’s imagination. It’s not only that Bhanu Nandini admitted that she is secretary, now baba admitted it too for his previous secretary. So, the whole “lila” is going on for 15 years at least.

While their “female cultivator” guru is enhancing his sannyas asrama by collecting varieties of female secretaries, female cooks, and female drivers, disciples have to believe that this is all transcendental. It’s hard to be naturally stupid like that, you have to receive some training in stupidity to reach such a high levels.

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BREAKING NEWS: Massage bliss introduced in sannyasi life

UPDATE: Further invesgation shows that this photo is not photoshopped

Today is a good day for ISKCON, sannyasis can be massaged by women. As you can see from the photo, the whole project is still in the infant stages, masseur is old and not so attractive, but this brave move is a great step toward cat and dog society, and sannyasis, as usual, lead the way.

And don’t dare to criticize, this is “devotional service”, if you think otherwise, you are offender and you will be sent to North Korea to be educated how to appreciate the “dear leaders”.

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