ISKCON introduces croquet-guru tattva

We should be very cautious not to waste a single moment without Kṛṣṇa consciousness. So we have got so many activities. If we have no activities, then we can polish the floor of the Temple. That is not very difficult. If I am illiterate, I have no interest in reading books, I have no interest in chanting or I cannot do it constantly, then take something and mop over the temple and cleanse the temple. That is also service. It is not that one who is engaged in the Deity worship, he is better engaged, and one who is polishing the floor, he is less engaged. No. Both of them will get equal benefit. Kṛṣṇa consciousness is so nice. So find out some business for Kṛṣṇa. Don’t waste time. That is the perfection of Kṛṣṇa consciousness. (Lecture on SB 1.16.6 — Los Angeles, January 3, 1974:

August 16, 2018 By Hanuman das Frivolous sports, Hridayananda das Goswami 0 Comments

Evil Krishna Wex movement strikes back at chastity book

Remember was was the first thing that happened when Hridayananda ping pong acarya became GBC for ISKCON. First thing he did was to introduce half naked Krishna Wex movement:

June 15, 2018 By Hanuman das Book Women Masters or Mothers, Chaste and shy, Hridayananda das Goswami Brazil 0 Comments

ISKCON conducts first tasteless, christian baptism (initiation)

Remember ISKCON initiation ceremonies? They usually look full of life, full of colours, full of flowers, full of prasadam. Above all, Deities are present and devotees are present.

June 9, 2018 By Hanuman das Hridayananda das Goswami 0 Comments

GBC body launches Krishna Wex movement

Remember the outrage when first Hridayananda das Goswami became member of the GBC body and GBC for Brazil, as concluded in the mid-term GBC meeting?

Well, it seems things started improving since he took reins of Brazil after being empowered by the GBC body in October last year. Here, we see that he is setting up preaching in a proper way according to standard of chastity and shyness and prescribed by Prabhupada. In this article, we analyze newest facebook post by his disciple Giridhari das, who manages ISKCON center called “Pandava paradise”:

February 20, 2018 By Hanuman das article, Chaste and shy, Hridayananda das Goswami, Krishna West Brazil, Giridhari das HDG 0 Comments

Polite opposition

Only way to fight nonsense is to publicly oppose it. And you can publicly opposite it only if you are well grounded in reading Prabhupada’s books, in this way, you will be able to recognize nonsense.

It is duty of every follower of A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada to keep his teachings intact and pure. However, today, in Prabhupada’s own society, fighting deviant philosophy is pronounced criminal activity. It is taught to be “offensive”. This is so because corrupt leaders of Prabhupada’s society established such social norms. It is “not good” to fight nonsense and be straight forward, because that might “offend” fake gurus and their followers.

February 17, 2018 By Hanuman das article, Hridayananda das Goswami, Krishna West, poster humor, Nataraja das 2 Comments

Origins of Krishna West

What can I say, while this is not most philosophically potent video which I ever saw, it is clearly one of the most funny ones, sent to me by devotees from Russia, who are sharing it in a more underground way, because it is “illegal” in ISKCON to make fun of people who claim that we will conquer the world with jeans and lasagna instead of dhoti and sweet rice. It is especially illegal if jeans and lasagna tattva is preached by somebody who is guru-list “guru”. If somebody is on the guru-list, then you are supposed to believe in lasagna and jeans, and don’t make funny videos about it.

January 23, 2018 By Hanuman das Hridayananda das Goswami, Krishna West, video humor 6 Comments

Entering the ping pong era

A small video comment on the GBC Ujjain meetings.

October 19, 2017 By Hanuman das article, Guru list strategy, Homosex tattva, Hridayananda das Goswami, Krishna West, Sannyasi secretaries, video GBC body, India, Ujjain 3 Comments

Brand new uniforms

Today marks the start of the International Krishna West festival in Brazil which caused Prabhupada’s spy network to activate. More details on the festival, you can see here All three Krishna West acaryas: Hridayananda das Goswami, Candramukha Swami and Dhanvantari Swami appeared in their brand new Krishna West uniforms which they will use to convert the whole western world to Krishna consciousness.

July 19, 2017 By Hanuman das article, Candramukha Swami, Dhanvantari Swami, Hridayananda das Goswami, Krishna West humor 0 Comments

Gentle introduction to cat and dog level

Introduction by Hanuman das

Another article by my friend from Brazil, well researched, it goes to show that Brazil is testing grounds for preaching divorce, also known in Srila Prabhupada’s books as cat and dog level.

Prabhupada: Whatever Kṛṣṇa has kindly sent, let me be satisfied with this. They do not want more than that. Similarly, “Kṛṣṇa has sent me this woman as my wife, oh, let me be satisfied with that.” That is Kṛṣṇa consciousness, that He’s pleased to send me such foodstuff, He’s pleased to send me such wife, He’s pleased to give me strength for so much defense.” So the whole question is solved there. But because we have got high intelligence, we are going to surpass the intelligence of Kṛṣṇa. “Oh, Kṛṣṇa has given me this wife? Why not search out another nice wife?” That means I am going to surpass the intelligence of Kṛṣṇa. “Oh, Kṛṣṇa has sent this prasādam. Oh, this is all vegetables. Why not take some animal food and liquor?” Kṛṣṇa does not send you liquor. You have manufactured. Kṛṣṇa has sent you this fruit, He has sent you the grains, Kṛṣṇa has sent you the milk. You should be satisfied. (Morning Walk at Stow Lake — March 27, 1968, San Francisco)

I can understand that divorce because they can’t follow the proper standard, but to preach cat and dog level is whole another level of rascaldom.

May 27, 2017 By Hanuman das article, Chaste and shy, Hridayananda das Goswami, video Brazil, divorce, free_mixing, Giridhari das HDG, humor 0 Comments

ISKCON’s first temple president who shows his butt to Prabhupada

After my last video went viral, and was seen by 330 devotees in first 48 hours, we started investigating materials more closely and confirming facts with spies on the field.

And reality is much worse than it looked initially.

May 15, 2017 By Hanuman das article, Bhakti Charu Swami, Bhaktivaibhava Swami, Hridayananda das Goswami, Krishna West, letter, Madhusevita das, video, Yoga of nonsense Brazil, Rama Putra HDG 0 Comments

Offer your butt to Prabhupada and go to hell

If you are a GBC who allows butt obeisances to Prabhupada, then I offer my humble butt obeisances to you. This is called justice.

May 14, 2017 By Hanuman das Bhakti Charu Swami, Bhaktivaibhava Swami, Gay monogamy, Hridayananda das Goswami, Krishna West, Madhusevita das, video, Yoga of nonsense Brazil, cool video 0 Comments

Back to 3T Godhead

This article is written by one of ISKCON devotees in Brazil, who has to watch all the nonsense happening in his country. Of course, according to ISKCON’s “Silent sheep non offender” theory, he was supposed to stay quiet about all the nonsense happening there, but he couldn’t.

Brazil is under direct supervision of the GBC Executive committee consisting of:

Bhakti Caru Swami
Madhusevita das
Bhaktivaibhava Swami

All those people are responsible for this craziness that is happening in Brasil.

May 10, 2017 By Hanuman das article, Bhakti Charu Swami, Bhaktivaibhava Swami, Hridayananda das Goswami, Krishna West, Madhusevita das Brazil, Giridhari das HDG, Prem baba, veganism 0 Comments

Krishna disco burger movement

Once upon a time, great “acarya” appeared, he promised us that he will “save” ISKCON’s western mission and bring us millions of new followers, and the project Krishna West was born. He pleaded to the GBC body to allow him to test his new project and everybody will witness how powerful it is. We just need to replace dhotis with Jeans, and we need to replace sweet rice with muffins. If you are rich, you can also replace harmonium with piano, and for poorer folks, synthesizer will do. If we do that, millions will join our movement.

May 1, 2017 By Hanuman das article, Bhakti Charu Swami, Bhaktivaibhava Swami, Hridayananda das Goswami, Krishna West, Madhusevita das, video Brazil, Sao Paolo 0 Comments

Pure topless devotional service

Hare Krishna, there are two reasons for this video, first is that Hridayananda das Goswami is currently visiting Europe again and second reason is that Krishna West general Chandra-sekhara Acarya prabhu had complains about my previous video, named Kuli cats.

April 2, 2017 By Hanuman das Hridayananda das Goswami, Krishna West, video Candrasehkara Acarya das, cool video, Cyril Wohrer 0 Comments

Brazilian unlimited sex theory

I am gradually losing hope that ISKCON will ever get back to right track. Worst of all, GBC Executive committee is in charge for Brazil. If they manage everything else as they are managing Brazil, we are in big trouble. Maybe only thing left to do is making jokes.

February 12, 2017 By Hanuman das Chaste and shy, Hridayananda das Goswami, Krishna West, video Brazil, cool video, Giridhari das HDG, humor 1 Comment

My Lord, I have sinned – RAMESH TEMPLE BOARD BANNED ME FROM COMING TO TEMPLE PROGRAMS

So, let’s analyse my sins from the past half year and the whole background. Major point of contention with the temple board is that I didn’t relay my grievances through “proper channels”, namely local authorities and the GBC, but rather, I did it publicly.

May 7, 2016 By Hanuman das article, Censorship, Hridayananda das Goswami, Ramesh baba Croatia, Govindananda das SNS, Isvara Puri das SNS, Suvarna-bindu das BVS, Urmila dasi ACBSP, Zagreb 1 Comment

Krishna West reveals ugly face

VIRAL: Krishna West rejects GBC authority, removes tilak, claims those who chant on japa-mala are morons.

December 28, 2015 By Hanuman das Hridayananda das Goswami, Krishna West, video cool video, japa, tilak 0 Comments

Brazilian farmer blasts Krishna West on TV

So far, we have seen trend in intelligent class within ISKCON movement to publicly reject Krishna West and ping-pong sannyasis.

November 8, 2015 By Hanuman das Hridayananda das Goswami, Krishna West, video cool video, humor, muffins, piano, ping pong 0 Comments

Hitler das finds out about ping pong in ISKCON (parody)

This is too funny, don’t watch if you have weak heart.
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November 3, 2015 By Hanuman das Hridayananda das Goswami, video cool video, humor, ping pong 1 Comment