You wanna go back to Godhead? You wanna crack jokes with Krishna on Govardhana pasturing grounds? Not so easy boy, you can’t go there directly. You will have to go back to Godhead through hypocrite Gestapo masters of ISKCON, that is the only way.
Look at this video, o my God, Srila Prabhupada looks angry.
Ok, according to my degradation timeline, ISKCON was not supposed to have orgasm seminars till 2020, but I was wrong. For 75$, you can enjoy orgasm seminar today.
When initiated ISKCON members start giving seminars about orgasm, and they mention their ISKCON guru on the same page, this is the time when you need to start worrying.