After female diksa guru, GBC introduces Bollywood sannyasa

After female diksa guru, GBC introduces Bollywood sannyasa

We can’t have female diksa gurus. At least in India.

Because in cultured nations, as Srila Prabhupada described, women should be chaste and shy.

Similarly, Devahūti was the daughter of an emperor, Svāyambhuva Manu, yet she preferred to accept Kardama Muni as her husband. She served him with great love and affection, and she knew how to please him. Therefore, she is designated here as sādhvī, which means “a chaste, faithful wife.” Her rare example is the ideal of Vedic civilization. Every woman is expected to be as good and chaste as Devahūti or Bhavānī. (SB 3.23.1p)

Did you know that Devahuti went to the local coffee bar, and performed Bollywood dance while Kardama was sleeping? That is coming soon in Jayadvaita’s version of Bhagavatam.

So, in India, ISKCON doesn’t like women to become gurus because that’s not sexy. It’s much sexier if they perform Bollywood dance. 🤣🤣🤣

But hey, Bollywood dance can’t be performed perfectly without the supervision of pure devotees. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Therefore,  Jayapataka Swami volunteered to step up and raise himself from the level of Paramahamsa sannyasa to the level of Bollywood sannyasa. According to ISKCON, there are 5 levels of sannyasa:

  • kuṭīcaka
  • bahūdaka
  • parivrājakācārya
  • paramahaṁsa
  • Bollywoodaka

On the level of Bollywoodaka, you no longer see the difference between Bollywood and Krishna-lila. It all becomes one. This Bollywood dance was performed in ISKCON Nova Gokula farm temple room, Sao Paulo district, Brazil:

The Song

If you are wondering about the source of this wonderful Bollywood dance, here it is:

Of course, Srila Prabhupada constantly encouraged us to express our devotion to Krishna by performing Bollywood songs. 🤣🤣🤣

If you are interested to enter deep into this song, you can read the lyrics here.

This song originally appeared in Bollywood movie “Kisna: The warrior poet” That movie is so powerful, that they didn’t even spell Krishna’s name properly. 🤣🤣🤣 But hey, as Srila Prabhupada told us, pure devotee never participates in anything which is not connected with Krishna. So, by watching Bollywood dance, you can make a significant spiritual advancement. Don’t have any doubts about this, that would be very offensive. Worm of doubt can eat your bhakti-lata-bija, your creeper of devotional service. 🤣🤣🤣 It is very important to water your bhakti-lata-bija with Bollywood dance. 🤣🤣🤣 But this must be done under the supervision of Bollywoodaka sannyasi. 🤣🤣🤣

The problem

You know what, Srila Prabhupada almost destroyed ISKCON with his ideas:

But here we find that millions and millions of years ago, when Nārada Muni was a Gandharva, he neglected the order to glorify the Lord, and being mad in the association of women, he began to chant otherwise. Thus he was cursed to become a śūdra. His first offense was that he went to join the saṅkīrtana party in the company of lusty women, and another offense was that he considered ordinary songs, like cinema songs and other such songs, to be equal to saṅkīrtana. For this offense he was punished with becoming a śūdra. (SB 7.15.72p)

Luckily, Jayapataka Swami is clearly showing us that Prabhupada was wrong and that pure devotee at the level of Bolly-uttama can see gopis everywhere. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Luckily, Jayapataka Swami and his corrupt GBC-Bollywood-Gestapo gangsters kicked Srila Prabhupada form the movement long ago, otherwise, they would follow Srila Prabhupada’s instructions:

In our Kṛṣṇa consciousness movement we do not allow any song that has not been approved or sung by bona fide devotees. We cannot allow cinema songs to be sung in the temple. We generally sing two songs. One is śrī-kṛṣṇa-caitanya prabhu nityānanda śrī-advaita gadādhara śrīvāsādi-gaura-bhakta-vṛnda. This is bona fide. It is always mentioned in the Caitanya-caritāmṛta, and it is accepted by the ācāryas. The other, of course, is the mahā-mantra—Hare Kṛṣṇa, Hare Kṛṣṇa, Kṛṣṇa Kṛṣṇa, Hare Hare/ Hare Rāma, Hare Rāma, Rāma Rāma, Hare Hare. (SB 8.5.25p)

Thus, we can conclude that spineless Bollywood Swami Jayapataka is leading his followers to hell, by being utterly unable to speak the Absolute truth and prevent nonsense being done by his followers and disciples.

The genital wants to have sex with an attractive woman. The touch sensation is trying to contact soft things. The belly, although fulfilled, still wants to eat more. And generally the ear, without attempting to hear about You, is attracted for cinema songs. (Lecture SB 7.9.40 – Mayapur, March 18, 1976)

And, in the end, let me ask you, do you really think that Bollywood sannyasi can help you advance spiritually? Being a follower of Bollywood sannyasi is a punishment for not reading Srila Prabhupada’s books. If you are a sense enjoyer who is too lazy to read Srila Prabhupada’s books, that means you want to be cheated, and you will be delighted with Bollywood dance and your fake Bollywood sannyasi who is saying nothing against this nonsense.

And Bollywood dance performance was done during the celebration of 50 years of sannyasa of Jayapataka Swami. How pathetic. You can be Bollywood sannyasi for millions of years, you will never reach pure devotional service.