Desperate rtviks are spreading fake quotes

I always challenged rtviks to give me one statement of Srila Prabhupada where he said he will continue initiating people after his physical disappearance. No such quote exists. 3 days ago, prominent follower of the rtvik theory, Gauradasa Pandita posted fake quote of Srila Prabhupada so that he could convince people about fake New age Christian movement, also called rtvik movement: (more…)

Read more...

Beginners guide for ISKCON guru selection

When we get a human body, we intrinsically don’t want to be cheated. Therefore my website is so popular, because people see that I am telling the truth. My website contains the Absolute truth. For example, “sannyasi should not have a girlfriend”, that is Absolute truth. But Absolute truth is banned in ISKCON. If you speak the truth in ISKCON, you are “offender”, and only way you could possibly speak the truth is because you are “envious”.

(more…)

Read more...

ISKCON introduces croquet-guru tattva

We should be very cautious not to waste a single moment without Kṛṣṇa consciousness. So we have got so many activities. If we have no activities, then we can polish the floor of the Temple. That is not very difficult. If I am illiterate, I have no interest in reading books, I have no interest in chanting or I cannot do it constantly, then take something and mop over the temple and cleanse the temple. That is also service. It is not that one who is engaged in the Deity worship, he is better engaged, and one who is polishing the floor, he is less engaged. No. Both of them will get equal benefit. Kṛṣṇa consciousness is so nice. So find out some business for Kṛṣṇa. Don’t waste time. That is the perfection of Kṛṣṇa consciousness. (Lecture on SB 1.16.6 — Los Angeles, January 3, 1974:

(more…)

Read more...

ISKCON’s “pure devotees” started introducing orgasm-tattva

Ok, according to my degradation timeline, ISKCON was not supposed to have orgasm seminars till 2020, but I was wrong. For 75$, you can enjoy orgasm seminar today.

When initiated ISKCON members start giving seminars about orgasm, and they mention their ISKCON guru on the same page, this is the time when you need to start worrying.

(more…)

Read more...

Sacinandana baba takes his girlfriend to a concert

My God, only one month passed since we caught Sacinandana baba arriving with his girlfriend to Radhadesh. But, when you have much younger girlfriend, you have to take her for a concert from time to time.

Yesterday, there was a Shelter Band concert in Berlin, and Sacinandana baba decided to take his girlfriend for a spin, so they could dance a little bit on the stage. Otherwise, what is the alternative, she would have to cook dinner and have a boring evening.

(more…)

Read more...

A boy who liked to sing and dance with girls, but he was not Krishna

Ok, time to get to ABC of Krishna consciousness again:

We are eternal servant, of Krishna, but due to being illusioned by Maya, we are trying to enjoy this material world. Greatest illusion of this world is entanglement with opposite sex, therefore, in Krishna consciousness, association with opposite sex is RESTRICTED. Krishna created 4 asramas: brahmacari doesn’t have any contact with women, grhasta has contact with his own wife only, vanaprastha has contact with his own wife only or he sometimes he is alone, sannyasi doesn’t have any contact with women. 

(more…)

Read more...

GBC body releases first kindergarden sannyasi

Ok, I am kinda in illusion. I though that sannyasis should be kinda scary you know, small children don’t dare to approach them. I thought for a moment there that they should preach about Absolute Truth. I was thinking that a sannyasi is interested in transferring Krishna consciousness to adults mostly, because they have a capacity to understand philosophy. I was thinking that sannyasi should be above the level of singing retarded songs to please the public.

(more…)

Read more...

GBC body suspends Rupa Goswami

In their attempt to consolidate power and eliminate any opposition, GBC body stranded into very serious problems by directly opposing Srila Prabhupada. They have decided to “approve” gurus and convert them into harmless puppies who are not able to say one word against GBC body’s dubious decisions. My website is full of such dubious decisions.

(more…)

Read more...

ISKCON is rejoicing as Radhanath baba introduces bikini-saints

Ok, first a word of warning. This article is not for you unless you are really spiritual advanced. I mean really, really spiritually advanced. You must be either connected with Ramesh baba, or you have to be at least on the level of sannyasi with female secretary, otherwise you  will not be able to understand this article. Even worse, prematurely jumping into the bikini-prema could backfire on your spiritual life.

(more…)

Read more...

Lokanath Swami starts publishing sannyasi-girlfriend promotion materials

Loving Krishna is not cheap. Loving Krishna is very expensive. If you want to be a pure devotee of Lord Krishna, you have to give up your own sense gratification and dedicate your life to Krishna.

And if we are talking about sense gratification, Srila Prabhupada explains that associating with girls is greatest sense gratification.

(more…)

Read more...

Fake quote by Prabhupada’s enemy used in ISKCON

I am sorry, I am going to criticise various senior devotees. You better close this page right now. You have been warned. According to the new ISKCON theology, criticising anybody is very bad. In the original Prabhupada’s teachings, criticising devotees is not ok, but cheaters should be exposed. But according to the new ISKCON dogma, criticising anybody for anything is bad. And of course, to convince their retarded followers that this is really true, senior cheaters often quote like this:

(more…)

Read more...